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You ain't seen funny until - GonzoStyle - 04-28-2006
You are outside smoking a cigarette and watching an old lady water her front lawn. Then a mother with a curious little child walks by, the child begins to stare at the old lady as she waters her flowers. The mother lets the kid stand at stare at the old woman, the woman does not acknowledge the child... a clue perhaps?
The child's mind is infatuated as it now feels the need to approach the old lady and begin asking her questions, the old lady still refuses to even look at the kid. The mother stands there smiling, thinking it's so fuckin cute... then the old lady shows her how cute she thinks it is by turning the hose directly at the kid and her mother.
Now that is one of the funniest things I have ever been witness to and I shant ever forget it.
- Arpikarhu - 04-28-2006
i saw a fat guy slip and fall on ice and he was so fat he couldnt get up. funniest thing ever.
- Danked - 04-28-2006
That kid learned a few valuable lessons today.
Only his mom thinks he's fucking adorable and old people are miserable assholes.
- GonzoStyle - 04-28-2006
Danked Wrote:That kid learned a few valuable lessons today.
Only his mom thinks he's fucking adorable and old people are miserable assholes.
that old lady is going to be my new bestest friend.
- Danked - 04-28-2006
Go say hi and see what happens then.
- GonzoStyle - 04-28-2006
She's always outside fucking around with her flowers, i'm gonna introduce myself next time.
- Goatweed - 04-28-2006
think she'll join the board?
- GonzoStyle - 04-28-2006
if she does, automatic admin.
- Danked - 04-28-2006
Who knows? Maybe this is the one.
Ask her out to dinner and how many guys she's slept with.
- GonzoStyle - 04-28-2006
judging by her age and the avg of my last date... 2,740.
- Goatweed - 04-28-2006
sounds like a keeper.
- Ronin - 04-28-2006
i bet she's a cougar.
- Goatweed - 04-28-2006
you should ask her to work your hose for you.
- GonzoStyle - 04-28-2006
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, you like hoses?
- Keyser Soze - 04-28-2006
are you sure the hose lady wasn't our arpi?
- Arpikarhu - 04-28-2006
ZING!
- Hoon - 04-30-2006
old people's unconventional reactions to things are hilarious.
like how arpi has posted signs on each corner of his 6' by 6' lawn
- Arpikarhu - 04-30-2006
what do these signs say? i looked for them today but couldnt find them.