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You are outside smoking a cigarette and watching an old lady water her front lawn. Then a mother with a curious little child walks by, the child begins to stare at the old lady as she waters her flowers. The mother lets the kid stand at stare at the old woman, the woman does not acknowledge the child... a clue perhaps?
The child's mind is infatuated as it now feels the need to approach the old lady and begin asking her questions, the old lady still refuses to even look at the kid. The mother stands there smiling, thinking it's so fuckin cute... then the old lady shows her how cute she thinks it is by turning the hose directly at the kid and her mother.
Now that is one of the funniest things I have ever been witness to and I shant ever forget it.
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i saw a fat guy slip and fall on ice and he was so fat he couldnt get up. funniest thing ever.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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That kid learned a few valuable lessons today.
Only his mom thinks he's fucking adorable and old people are miserable assholes.
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Go say hi and see what happens then.
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She's always outside fucking around with her flowers, i'm gonna introduce myself next time.
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think she'll join the board?
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if she does, automatic admin.
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Who knows? Maybe this is the one.
Ask her out to dinner and how many guys she's slept with.
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judging by her age and the avg of my last date... 2,740.
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you should ask her to work your hose for you.
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eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, you like hoses?
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are you sure the hose lady wasn't our arpi?
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old people's unconventional reactions to things are hilarious.
like how arpi has posted signs on each corner of his 6' by 6' lawn
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what do these signs say? i looked for them today but couldnt find them.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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