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Santa Claus at the Mall - Goatweed - 12-04-2006
when was the last time anyone saw one that looked somewhat 'authentic'? Seriously, how hared can it be to hire a dude that at least physically fits the role? The 'Santa' at the SI mall looked to be round 30 years old - what the fuck?
- GonzoStyle - 12-04-2006
it's a new age, black santas, chink santas, skinny santas, even chick santas, everyones gotta be equal now and they're ruining our traditions!!!
Next we'll have homo santas in pink suits and lots of shiney glitter.
- faceman802 - 12-04-2006
goat's just pissed santa didn't pop-a-boner when he sat on his lap
- Goatweed - 12-04-2006
I got no problems with black, chink or any race santa, but I mean at least be old & portly. I looked older then this one, and I've got a babyface.
- GonzoStyle - 12-04-2006
Goatweed Wrote:I got no problems with black, chink or any race santa, but I mean at least be old & portly. I looked older then this one, and I've got a babyface.
well you are older than him.
- Goatweed - 12-04-2006
I'm not portly - but I do have some excess baggage. Fuckin' carbs!!
- GonzoStyle - 12-04-2006
you should have Galt insult you.
- Goatweed - 12-04-2006
as if I'm relevant enough to be a blip on Galt's radar - puhleez!
- Galt - 12-04-2006
glasses are for losers. Have the fucking surgery already.
- Goatweed - 12-04-2006
sadly, I'm not a candidate for the surgery.
- GonzoStyle - 12-04-2006
cause you wear the glasses to hide your secret identity as an internet predator.
- BirdyP - 12-04-2006
Goat - i was just talking about this yesterday. My nephew went to the mall and saw Santa. But, the one he went to looks EXACTLY like Santa. Matter-of-fact there are billboards on I-95 advertising him
- GonzoStyle - 12-04-2006
it's a fuckin fictional character, and quit dumbing down your kids.
Let them know the harsh truths of life, your dreams are usually fuckin bullshit.
- Goatweed - 12-04-2006
it sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays...
- faceman802 - 12-04-2006
One good greasy hamburger would improve his mood immensely
- GonzoStyle - 12-04-2006
Oh man, I had some awesome farina before.
But yeah, stop filling your kids mind with bullshit about santa, cocksucker.
- Goatweed - 12-04-2006
farina with some raisins and a dash of cinammon is awesome.
- faceman802 - 12-04-2006
his was probably without cinammon, whole wheat without taste variety
- Goatweed - 12-04-2006
yuck
- GonzoStyle - 12-04-2006
you two can play santa