Santa Claus at the Mall

[Goatweed]

when was the last time anyone saw one that looked somewhat 'authentic'? Seriously, how hared can it be to hire a dude that at least physically fits the role? The 'Santa' at the SI mall looked to be round 30 years old - what the fuck?

[GonzoStyle]

it's a new age, black santas, chink santas, skinny santas, even chick santas, everyones gotta be equal now and they're ruining our traditions!!!

Next we'll have homo santas in pink suits and lots of shiney glitter.

[faceman802]

goat's just pissed santa didn't pop-a-boner when he sat on his lap

[Goatweed]

I got no problems with black, chink or any race santa, but I mean at least be old & portly. I looked older then this one, and I've got a babyface.

[GonzoStyle]

I got no problems with black, chink or any race santa, but I mean at least be old & portly. I looked older then this one, and I've got a babyface.

well you are older than him.

[Goatweed]

I'm not portly - but I do have some excess baggage. Fuckin' carbs!!

[GonzoStyle]

you should have Galt insult you.

[Goatweed]

as if I'm relevant enough to be a blip on Galt's radar - puhleez!

[Galt]

glasses are for losers. Have the fucking surgery already.

[Goatweed]

sadly, I'm not a candidate for the surgery.

[GonzoStyle]

cause you wear the glasses to hide your secret identity as an internet predator.

[BirdyP]

Goat - i was just talking about this yesterday. My nephew went to the mall and saw Santa. But, the one he went to looks EXACTLY like Santa. Matter-of-fact there are billboards on I-95 advertising him

[GonzoStyle]

it's a fuckin fictional character, and quit dumbing down your kids.

Let them know the harsh truths of life, your dreams are usually fuckin bullshit.

[Goatweed]

it sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays...

[faceman802]

One good greasy hamburger would improve his mood immensely

[GonzoStyle]

Oh man, I had some awesome farina before.

But yeah, stop filling your kids mind with bullshit about santa, cocksucker.

[Goatweed]

farina with some raisins and a dash of cinammon is awesome.

[faceman802]

his was probably without cinammon, whole wheat without taste variety

[Goatweed]

yuck

[GonzoStyle]

you two can play santa