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A Real Christmas List: - Hoon - 12-06-2006
Things I want
By Hoon:
-to be so rich i'd have the means to fly to a 3rd world country to dine on endangered animal meat!
-to be voted best dancer in my office and have a framed certificate of appreciation to prove it!
-to bang a girl who's christian name is gidget and have her thank me by buying me a new truck!
-to co-pilot a serach and destroy mission in the anbar province in a fully armed apache helicopter!
-to be on a vacation day when one of my fellow employee's inevitabley storms into the office and starts shooting people and quoting corinthians!
-a new cdih podcast
that would be the best christmas ever!
- GonzoStyle - 12-06-2006
you had me until the podcast thing, we did one a few weeks ago for you though.
Re: A Real Christmas List: - Ronin - 12-06-2006
Hoon Wrote:-to be voted best dancer in my office and have a framed certificate of appreciation to prove it!
have you tried this.
- Hoon - 12-06-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:you had me until the podcast thing, we did one a few weeks ago for you though.i've got goose bumps.
is it posted?
Re: A Real Christmas List: - funsnapsdyno - 12-06-2006
Hoon Wrote:Things I want
-to be voted best dancer in my office and have a framed certificate of appreciation to prove it!
they can place the certificate right next to your "I'm special" balloon.
- Hoon - 12-06-2006
you shut your mouth.
i'm listening to the podcast. you can go back to eating your penguin meat salad and stirring the lawyer's latte.
- funsnapsdyno - 12-06-2006
penguin meat? A man I saw on the street with pigeon poop all over him makes more sense than you.
Re: A Real Christmas List: - Goatweed - 12-06-2006
funsnapsdyno Wrote:Hoon Wrote:Things I want
-to be voted best dancer in my office and have a framed certificate of appreciation to prove it!
they can place the certificate right next to your "I'm special" balloon.
wow, just...wow
- Goatweed - 12-06-2006
funsnapsdyno Wrote:penguin meat? A man I saw on the street with pigeon poop all over him makes more sense than you.
seriously, find the closest bus & jump in front of it.
Re: A Real Christmas List: - funsnapsdyno - 12-06-2006
Goatweed Wrote:wow, just...wow
You always say that after I post a funny.
- Goatweed - 12-06-2006
better yet, have someone push you - just to make sure it gets done properly.
*edited because my typing skills aren't up to Galt's standards - my apologies.
- funsnapsdyno - 12-06-2006
fu
- Goatweed - 12-06-2006
eat shit & die.
- Galt - 12-06-2006
"better get"??? What does that even mean? You can't even write properly, and you are going to- you DARE- to talk to funsnaps about being dumb?
You've got a lot of growing up to do. I feel for your wife and your unfortunate children.
- funsnapsdyno - 12-06-2006
RIGHT?!
- Goatweed - 12-06-2006
I fixed it for ya, pal - thanks for setting me straight!
- funsnapsdyno - 12-06-2006
oh bother
Re: A Real Christmas List: - drusilla - 12-06-2006
Hoon Wrote:Things I want
By Hoon:
-to bang a girl who's christian name is gidget and have her thank me by buying me a new truck!
i know w gidget, but it's just her nickname, sorry.
- Hoon - 12-06-2006
let's talk about her aptitude for promesquity....
i may be willing to make an exception.
- Galt - 12-06-2006
Hoon needs a spellchecker for Xmas.