A Real Christmas List:

[Hoon]

Things I want

By Hoon:

-to be so rich i'd have the means to fly to a 3rd world country to dine on endangered animal meat!

-to be voted best dancer in my office and have a framed certificate of appreciation to prove it!

-to bang a girl who's christian name is gidget and have her thank me by buying me a new truck!

-to co-pilot a serach and destroy mission in the anbar province in a fully armed apache helicopter!

-to be on a vacation day when one of my fellow employee's inevitabley storms into the office and starts shooting people and quoting corinthians!

-a new cdih podcast


that would be the best christmas ever!

[GonzoStyle]

you had me until the podcast thing, we did one a few weeks ago for you though.

[Ronin]

-to be voted best dancer in my office and have a framed certificate of appreciation to prove it!

have you tried this.

[Hoon]

you had me until the podcast thing, we did one a few weeks ago for you though.

i've got goose bumps.

is it posted?

[funsnapsdyno]

Things I want

-to be voted best dancer in my office and have a framed certificate of appreciation to prove it!

they can place the certificate right next to your "I'm special" balloon.

[Hoon]

you shut your mouth.
i'm listening to the podcast. you can go back to eating your penguin meat salad and stirring the lawyer's latte.

[funsnapsdyno]

penguin meat? A man I saw on the street with pigeon poop all over him makes more sense than you.

[Goatweed]

Things I want

-to be voted best dancer in my office and have a framed certificate of appreciation to prove it!

they can place the certificate right next to your "I'm special" balloon.

wow, just...wow

[Goatweed]

penguin meat? A man I saw on the street with pigeon poop all over him makes more sense than you.

seriously, find the closest bus & jump in front of it.

[funsnapsdyno]

wow, just...wow

You always say that after I post a funny.

[Goatweed]

better yet, have someone push you - just to make sure it gets done properly.


*edited because my typing skills aren't up to Galt's standards - my apologies.

[funsnapsdyno]

fu

[Goatweed]

eat shit & die.

[Galt]

"better get"??? What does that even mean? You can't even write properly, and you are going to- you DARE- to talk to funsnaps about being dumb?

You've got a lot of growing up to do. I feel for your wife and your unfortunate children.

[funsnapsdyno]

RIGHT?!

[Goatweed]

I fixed it for ya, pal - thanks for setting me straight!

[funsnapsdyno]

oh bother

[drusilla]

Things I want

By Hoon:

-to bang a girl who's christian name is gidget and have her thank me by buying me a new truck!

i know w gidget, but it's just her nickname, sorry.

[Hoon]

let's talk about her aptitude for promesquity....
i may be willing to make an exception.

[Galt]

Hoon needs a spellchecker for Xmas.