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sexual harassment - GonzoStyle - 12-28-2006

My boss has been giving me compliments on my weight loss for a while now but today was kinda weird and was like a usual suspects moment.

He starts staring at me from across my desk and not saying anything, then he starts saying "you know I gotta say" and he stutters as he says it and I never heard him stutter before, never seen him nervous, nothing of the sort.

him: I gotta say, you are looking really good
me: uhh thanks!
him: no I mean really good
me: yeah, really thanks
him: i like the whole goatee thing you got going on, it looks really nice
me: yeah....
him: you know, if you keep this up, you may need to drop out of college and transfer to model school!! :nervous chuckle:
me: are you hitting on me?!?!?!
him: hahahaha, i gotta go pick up the kids

He didnt deny it!!!!

He's gonna be back in an hour he said.


- Gooch - 12-28-2006

do it up, especially if it means more ca$h!

think...what would Affleck do in a time like this, err, besides act terribly.


- Galt - 12-28-2006

Wasn't Affleck nominated for a Golden Globe?


- funsnapsdyno - 12-28-2006

Yes..just close your eyes and pretend it's Ben !


- Gooch - 12-28-2006

Galt Wrote:Wasn't Affleck nominated for a Golden Globe?

Mark Wahlberg for The Departed (2006) was nominated by them for Best Supporting Actor...so whats your point?


- funsnapsdyno - 12-28-2006

gooch what is that in your signature? Now I know why I had siggys turned off.. e-gad


- GonzoStyle - 12-28-2006

affleck is an oscar winner!!!


- Gooch - 12-28-2006

its an art installation by Ron Mueck.

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he was a puppeteer from the movie Labyrinth who found his way into the art world with some wild installations.


- Gooch - 12-28-2006

GonzoStyle Wrote:affleck is an oscar winner!!!

Damon wrote all the good lines.


- GonzoStyle - 12-28-2006

Damon hasnt a funny bone in his body, its all Affleck!


- drusilla - 12-28-2006

quit now


- Goatweed - 12-28-2006

when's the first date?


- GonzoStyle - 12-28-2006

now its like all the things he has said to me in the past are now in question, regarding their intentions.

it would also explain why his wife always looks unsatisfied.


- Goatweed - 12-28-2006

Happy New Year!


- Gooch - 12-28-2006

bring him to the PPV on Sat. It'll be cute.


- GonzoStyle - 12-28-2006

it will give me something to do, to kill the boredom.


- Goatweed - 12-28-2006

you can do that criss-crossing of the arms move while you drink Shirly Temples!


- Gooch - 12-28-2006

GonzoStyle Wrote:it will give me something to do, to kill the boredom.


we can repaint the diningroom and watch it dry, as a backup.


- GonzoStyle - 12-28-2006

Gooch Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:it will give me something to do, to kill the boredom.


we can repaint the diningroom and watch it dry, as a backup.

will there be apple martinis?!?!?!


- Keyser Soze - 12-28-2006

why don't you just stick a cock in your mouth and save yourself eight bucks?