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My boss has been giving me compliments on my weight loss for a while now but today was kinda weird and was like a usual suspects moment.
He starts staring at me from across my desk and not saying anything, then he starts saying "you know I gotta say" and he stutters as he says it and I never heard him stutter before, never seen him nervous, nothing of the sort.
him: I gotta say, you are looking really good
me: uhh thanks!
him: no I mean really good
me: yeah, really thanks
him: i like the whole goatee thing you got going on, it looks really nice
me: yeah....
him: you know, if you keep this up, you may need to drop out of college and transfer to model school!! :nervous chuckle:
me: are you hitting on me?!?!?!
him: hahahaha, i gotta go pick up the kids
He didnt deny it!!!!
He's gonna be back in an hour he said.
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do it up, especially if it means more ca$h!
think...what would Affleck do in a time like this, err, besides act terribly.
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Wasn't Affleck nominated for a Golden Globe?
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Yes..just close your eyes and pretend it's Ben !
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Galt Wrote:Wasn't Affleck nominated for a Golden Globe?
Mark Wahlberg for The Departed (2006) was nominated by them for Best Supporting Actor...so whats your point?
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gooch what is that in your signature? Now I know why I had siggys turned off.. e-gad
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affleck is an oscar winner!!!
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its an art installation by Ron Mueck.
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he was a puppeteer from the movie Labyrinth who found his way into the art world with some wild installations.
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GonzoStyle Wrote:affleck is an oscar winner!!!
Damon wrote all the good lines.
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Damon hasnt a funny bone in his body, its all Affleck!
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now its like all the things he has said to me in the past are now in question, regarding their intentions.
it would also explain why his wife always looks unsatisfied.
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bring him to the PPV on Sat. It'll be cute.
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it will give me something to do, to kill the boredom.
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you can do that criss-crossing of the arms move while you drink Shirly Temples!
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GonzoStyle Wrote:it will give me something to do, to kill the boredom.
we can repaint the diningroom and watch it dry, as a backup.
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Gooch Wrote:GonzoStyle Wrote:it will give me something to do, to kill the boredom.
we can repaint the diningroom and watch it dry, as a backup.
will there be apple martinis?!?!?!
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why don't you just stick a cock in your mouth and save yourself eight bucks?
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