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- Arpikarhu - 05-17-2002
so as i am sure you all know by now, my girlfriend is out of town. with the house empty and plenty of time on my hands, i have been flogging it like a monkey on speed. this is what worries me, i am starting to get bored with it. i never thought this would happen in my life. this ever happen to you?
- Maynard - 05-17-2002
Quote:this ever happen to you?No. Maybe you should try watching straight porn for a change. That might make it interesting again.
So have you jerked yourself raw yet?
- kindred - 05-17-2002
No.
- Galt - 05-17-2002
Yes, it has. Find a hobby that requires two hands.
- Hey Ladi - 05-17-2002
my hand starts to hurt
- Skitchr4u - 05-17-2002
I wouldn't know, I have never masturbated.
- OAS - 05-17-2002
Pathetic
- Arpikarhu - 05-17-2002
Quote:Find a hobby that requires two handsi use two hands
- Maynard - 05-17-2002
Quote:i use two handsThe hand up your ass doesn't count.
- Arpikarhu - 05-17-2002
Quote:The hand up your ass doesn't countactually my other hand is punching my balls, stupid
- Hey Ladi - 05-17-2002
Every try to do it with the 'wrong' hand? I don't have that kind of patience.
- Galt - 05-17-2002
I am actually ambedextrous. I also have so little muscle tone, that my arm gets tired and I usually switch hands halfway through.
- Ken'sPen - 05-17-2002
I know I am in the minority,
But I am a righty, who goes lefty.
- Arpikarhu - 05-17-2002
Quote:I also have so little muscle tone, that my arm gets tired and I usually switch hands halfway through.that is just plain pathetic
- Maynard - 05-17-2002
Quote:I am actually ambedextrous. I also have so little muscle tone, that my arm gets tired and I usually switch hands halfway through."You have the muscle tone of bacon."
- Arpikarhu - 05-17-2002
alright maynard!!! you have been saving that one for awhile!!!
- Hey Ladi - 05-17-2002
your thread sucks too :fart:
- Arpikarhu - 05-17-2002
Quote:your thread sucks tooin your case ,revenge was lame
- Hey Ladi - 05-17-2002
:rofl: hey, you're the one who thinks he has a problem spanking it :crackhead:
- Maynard - 05-17-2002
Quote:in your case ,revenge was lameZING!