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so as i am sure you all know by now, my girlfriend is out of town. with the house empty and plenty of time on my hands, i have been flogging it like a monkey on speed. this is what worries me, i am starting to get bored with it. i never thought this would happen in my life. this ever happen to you?
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That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Quote:this ever happen to you?
No. Maybe you should try watching straight porn for a change. That might make it interesting again.
So have you jerked yourself raw yet?
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No.
<font color=8D38C9>Sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
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Yes, it has. Find a hobby that requires two hands.
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my hand starts to hurt
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HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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I wouldn't know, I have never masturbated.
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Quote:Find a hobby that requires two hands
i use two hands
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Quote:i use two hands
The hand up your ass doesn't count.
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Quote:The hand up your ass doesn't count
actually my other hand is punching my balls, stupid
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Every try to do it with the 'wrong' hand? I don't have that kind of patience.
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I am actually ambedextrous. I also have so little muscle tone, that my arm gets tired and I usually switch hands halfway through.
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I know I am in the minority,
But I am a righty, who goes lefty.
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Quote:I also have so little muscle tone, that my arm gets tired and I usually switch hands halfway through.
that is just plain pathetic
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Quote:I am actually ambedextrous. I also have so little muscle tone, that my arm gets tired and I usually switch hands halfway through.
"You have the muscle tone of bacon."
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alright maynard!!! you have been saving that one for awhile!!!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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your thread sucks too :fart:
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Quote:your thread sucks too
in your case ,revenge was lame 
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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:rofl: hey, you're the one who thinks he has a problem spanking it :crackhead:
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Quote:in your case ,revenge was lame
ZING!
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