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- diceisgod - 04-22-2003
Ever go out with a chick and during the whole evening she's yammering away on a cellphone for what seems like most of the evening? Bitch, turn it off before I slap it out of your hands and smash it against your fucking head. You're with me now. Tell your boyfriend, he'll understand. And tell your mom that if she calls here again I'm gonna stop by her house and throw one into her when I'm done. The nerve of some people. Sheesh.
- Is Don on the phone? - 04-22-2003
Just walk to the bar, and pick up a new date.
- diceisgod - 04-22-2003
I'd rather beat her.
- Goatweed - 04-22-2003
shove the phone up her vag - that usually works for me.
- Ronin - 04-22-2003
hmm.. What would Dice Clay do?
- Galt - 04-22-2003
You must be incredibly dull.
Admit it.
- HedCold - 04-22-2003
he probably kept talking about how allen iverson owns everyone
- HollywoodJewMoses - 04-22-2003
YEAH AND I GOT THIS KICKASS NEW IVERSON JERSEY AND... *ring*
- LyricalGomez - 04-22-2003
I bet if it was the throwback Jordan one she would listen
- HollywoodJewMoses - 04-22-2003
if she knew what was good for her, that thing is a work of art
- JimmyBlueEyes - 04-22-2003
Get up and leave....let her use the cellphone to suck up to you afterwards and apologize for being so stupid as to let a treasure such as yourself get away
- diceisgod - 04-22-2003
I may be dull but I'm bigger than her. If she knew what was good for her she'd pretend that I'm not. Obviously she did not. Hence, she is either incredibly ignorant or rude. Either way I want her to bleed and now that I think of it you may all bleed as well.
- Black Lazerus - 04-22-2003
:21:
- PatCooper - 04-22-2003
I cant believe someone actual dates DIG.
- diceisgod - 04-23-2003
Another thing that chaps my ass is when a chick tells you about how she has a urinary tract infection. Soooo edgy. Hey honey, scrap the cum out of your cunt once in a while and this won't be an issue. Yeah I'm real impressed that you get fucked six sides til Sunday by your putz boyfriend and I'm real sure all you're POS friends are too.
- Ronin - 04-23-2003
But did you use the line "So you going to go down on me? I bought ya pizza."
- Arpikarhu - 04-23-2003
i would date DIG :-(
- 2 tired 2 give N F - 04-23-2003
Fag.
- Sweet Angel - 04-23-2003
Quote:urinary tract infection
Quote:scrap the cum out of your cunt once in a while and this won't be an issueUm, one has nothing to do with the other...but I'm sure you know that.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 04-23-2003
OH SHIT THE SCIENTIFIC DISS!