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The Cellphone - and the rude
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04-22-2003, 12:00 AM
Ever go out with a chick and during the whole evening she's yammering away on a cellphone for what seems like most of the evening? Bitch, turn it off before I slap it out of your hands and smash it against your fucking head. You're with me now. Tell your boyfriend, he'll understand. And tell your mom that if she calls here again I'm gonna stop by her house and throw one into her when I'm done. The nerve of some people. Sheesh.
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04-22-2003, 12:31 AM
shove the phone up her vag - that usually works for me.
04-22-2003, 02:11 AM
hmm.. What would Dice Clay do?
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04-22-2003, 02:44 AM
he probably kept talking about how allen iverson owns everyone
 
04-22-2003, 04:00 AM
I bet if it was the throwback Jordan one she would listen
04-22-2003, 04:52 AM
Get up and leave....let her use the cellphone to suck up to you afterwards and apologize for being so stupid as to let a treasure such as yourself get away
We're all going to Hell and I'm driving the bus!!!!
04-22-2003, 11:26 AM
I may be dull but I'm bigger than her. If she knew what was good for her she'd pretend that I'm not. Obviously she did not. Hence, she is either incredibly ignorant or rude. Either way I want her to bleed and now that I think of it you may all bleed as well.
04-22-2003, 09:47 PM
I cant believe someone actual dates DIG.
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04-23-2003, 02:48 AM
Another thing that chaps my ass is when a chick tells you about how she has a urinary tract infection. Soooo edgy. Hey honey, scrap the cum out of your cunt once in a while and this won't be an issue. Yeah I'm real impressed that you get fucked six sides til Sunday by your putz boyfriend and I'm real sure all you're POS friends are too.
04-23-2003, 01:25 PM
But did you use the line "So you going to go down on me? I bought ya pizza."
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04-23-2003, 03:30 PM
i would date DIG :-(
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
04-23-2003, 03:44 PM
Fag.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
04-23-2003, 08:44 PM
Quote:urinary tract infection Quote:scrap the cum out of your cunt once in a while and this won't be an issueUm, one has nothing to do with the other...but I'm sure you know that. |
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