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- diceisgod - 04-24-2003
The best teacher of the dangers of unprotected sex is a mother with AIDS.
There are three distinct sexual classifications: homo, hetero, and people-that-fuck-niggers.
If I were a jew I'd carry around a preserved human ear. If anyone asks where I got it I'd tell them that it used to belong to Jesus Christ.
Stoning people to death is a lost art and funnier than Hell when you think about it. I'm going to the gay parade with a box of rocks.
How long could a person live if they only ate their own cum?
It's not your fault but it's your problem.
- Ronin - 04-24-2003
OK, TERRIFIC!
- diceisgod - 04-24-2003
Quote:deadlaughter2: What's the difference between Kathy and a lightbulb?
coworker: what
deadlaughter2: you can unscrew a light bulb
coworker: lol
deadlaughter2: i told him that one...i also suggested a name for Kathy's kid....
deadlaughter2: Bastard
coworker: lol
deadlaughter2: How's your wife and my kid?
deadlaughter2: I told him it couldn't have been me.....
deadlaughter2: i only fucked her in the ass
coworker: i hope it was a black guy
deadlaughter2: with AIDS
deadlaughter2: we were killing him today in work...brutal
coworker: good
deadlaughter2: funny shit
coworker: gotta go later
- Mad - 04-24-2003
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- Galt - 04-24-2003
Deep thoughts, by the guy with six letters in each of his names.
- JimmyBlueEyes - 04-24-2003
Not quite sure what to say other than he's no Jack Handy
- diceisgod - 04-26-2003
There are easier ways to look stupid.
- diceisgod - 04-26-2003
There's more to be learned from a book by getting beat with it.
- Hey Ladi - 04-26-2003
Don't shit where you eat
- Arpikarhu - 04-27-2003
Quote:Don't shit where you eat<--D
- Galt - 04-27-2003
don't shit in your food.
- Arpikarhu - 04-28-2003
much better
- Galt - 04-28-2003
A bird in the hand saves nine.
- diceisgod - 04-28-2003
Jesus died for you. That just goes to prove what a stupid jerkoff he was.
- diceisgod - 04-29-2003
Eve framed the serpent.
- Hey Ladi - 04-30-2003
it's hanging over the fireplace
- Arpikarhu - 04-30-2003
Quote:it's hanging over the fireplace<- D
- LyricalGomez - 04-30-2003
I'm convinced Ladi gets off on Arpi berating her like this
So in a way, Arpi and Ladi are having sex
- Hey Ladi - 04-30-2003
did you want a gold star for that brilliant deduction Gomez
- LyricalGomez - 04-30-2003
You should seek some help, all this self inflicted hatred is unhealthy