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The best teacher of the dangers of unprotected sex is a mother with AIDS.
There are three distinct sexual classifications: homo, hetero, and people-that-fuck-niggers.
If I were a jew I'd carry around a preserved human ear. If anyone asks where I got it I'd tell them that it used to belong to Jesus Christ.
Stoning people to death is a lost art and funnier than Hell when you think about it. I'm going to the gay parade with a box of rocks.
How long could a person live if they only ate their own cum?
It's not your fault but it's your problem.
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OK, TERRIFIC!
Thank you. This has been a public service annoucement brought to you by Ronin, your favorite neighborhood mercenary.
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Quote:deadlaughter2: What's the difference between Kathy and a lightbulb?
coworker: what
deadlaughter2: you can unscrew a light bulb
coworker: lol
deadlaughter2: i told him that one...i also suggested a name for Kathy's kid....
deadlaughter2: Bastard
coworker: lol
deadlaughter2: How's your wife and my kid?
deadlaughter2: I told him it couldn't have been me.....
deadlaughter2: i only fucked her in the ass
coworker: i hope it was a black guy
deadlaughter2: with AIDS
deadlaughter2: we were killing him today in work...brutal
coworker: good
deadlaughter2: funny shit
coworker: gotta go later
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The spooks come out at night.
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Deep thoughts, by the guy with six letters in each of his names.
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Not quite sure what to say other than he's no Jack Handy
We're all going to Hell and I'm driving the bus!!!!
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There are easier ways to look stupid.
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There's more to be learned from a book by getting beat with it.
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Don't shit where you eat
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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Quote:Don't shit where you eat
<--D
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
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much better
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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A bird in the hand saves nine.
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Jesus died for you. That just goes to prove what a stupid jerkoff he was.
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it's hanging over the fireplace
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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Quote:it's hanging over the fireplace
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I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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I'm convinced Ladi gets off on Arpi berating her like this
So in a way, Arpi and Ladi are having sex
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did you want a gold star for that brilliant deduction Gomez
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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You should seek some help, all this self inflicted hatred is unhealthy
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