CDIH

The best teacher of the dangers of unprotected sex is a mother with AIDS.

There are three distinct sexual classifications: homo, hetero, and people-that-fuck-niggers.

If I were a jew I'd carry around a preserved human ear. If anyone asks where I got it I'd tell them that it used to belong to Jesus Christ.

Stoning people to death is a lost art and funnier than Hell when you think about it. I'm going to the gay parade with a box of rocks.

How long could a person live if they only ate their own cum?

It's not your fault but it's your problem.

OK, TERRIFIC!

Quote:deadlaughter2: What's the difference between Kathy and a lightbulb?
coworker: what
deadlaughter2: you can unscrew a light bulb
coworker: lol
deadlaughter2: i told him that one...i also suggested a name for Kathy's kid....
deadlaughter2: Bastard
coworker: lol
deadlaughter2: How's your wife and my kid?
deadlaughter2: I told him it couldn't have been me.....
deadlaughter2: i only fucked her in the ass
coworker: i hope it was a black guy
deadlaughter2: with AIDS
deadlaughter2: we were killing him today in work...brutal
coworker: good
deadlaughter2: funny shit
coworker: gotta go later

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Deep thoughts, by the guy with six letters in each of his names.

Not quite sure what to say other than he's no Jack Handy

There are easier ways to look stupid.

There's more to be learned from a book by getting beat with it.

Don't shit where you eat

Quote:Don't shit where you eat

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don't shit in your food.

much better

A bird in the hand saves nine.

Jesus died for you. That just goes to prove what a stupid jerkoff he was.

Eve framed the serpent.

it's hanging over the fireplace

Quote:it's hanging over the fireplace

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I'm convinced Ladi gets off on Arpi berating her like this

So in a way, Arpi and Ladi are having sex

did you want a gold star for that brilliant deduction Gomez

You should seek some help, all this self inflicted hatred is unhealthy