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because i am gay and you are boring, A CONTEST! - Printable Version

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- Mad - 06-08-2003

This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

- crack hitler - 06-08-2003

"this says widescreen on the box, i don't have one of those type of tv's so could you get me the regular copy please"

- GonzoStyle - 06-09-2003

my favorite actually is:

hey where can i find the pianist?

against the wall under "P"

which wall?

there are only 3 walls, a starts here so it's over there.

oh, its in alphabetical order?

yes.

so P is where?

between O and Q

hahahaha, no really?

It's only 26 letters dude, how hard can it be to figure out where it is?

So it's over there?

Yeah.

thanks, i'll try and find it.

yeah it's all rented out by the way, thanks.

- Galt - 06-09-2003

Do you openly mock young kids who are obviously renting spank material?

I could never make eye contact with the people behind the counter when I was renting some cheesy softcore porn flick or even cheesier Andy Sidaris flick.

- Danked - 06-09-2003

I try not to make eye contact with anyone inside the store when I shamefully drop a game into the drop box four days late.

- GonzoStyle - 06-09-2003

Quote:Do you openly mock young kids who are obviously renting spank material?

and how!!!!

I fuck around with the ones I know but I know how uncomfortable some people get so I am actually pretty courteous to them. Now the fuckin kikes I give a hard fuckin time about it. When I give them their tape I make sure to say the title really loud several times. so you renting "married people, single sex" ok "hotline fantasies is due back blah blah".

I never had a problem with that shit personally though, i really don't give a fuck. Why should I be embarassed to buy something if they aren't embarassed about selling it? They want you to buy it, sure they may mock you after you leave but hey, you'd do the same.

- The Jays - 06-09-2003

Gonzo's work day



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- Suzie - 06-09-2003

Poor Jays, a minute too late.

So like, who won? I'm sleepy with suspense.

- Arpikarhu - 06-09-2003

while i think there is a clear cut winner, i worry about not enough entries due to the fact that we did this on a weekend. i am extending the deadline to wednesday midnight

- Arpikarhu - 06-09-2003

i guess that is all the entries that i am gonna get. :-(

- crx girl - 06-09-2003

maybe the work day people are on their way home now to do it because they can't risk being caught making elaborate paint pics or epic poetry at work...

- Arpikarhu - 06-09-2003

maybe :22:

- Keyser Soze - 06-09-2003

[Image: gonzobuster.gif]



Edited By Keyser Soze on 1055203670

- GonzoStyle - 06-09-2003

Keyser's red x wins.

- Arpikarhu - 06-10-2003

bunch of jew haters on this board

- Keyser Soze - 06-10-2003

shut up kike

- LyricalGomez - 06-10-2003

I know Gonzo is not svelte but come on, he's not Mr. Potatohead

- Keyser Soze - 06-10-2003

shut up fatty

- Arpikarhu - 06-11-2003

this ends tonight but it looks like a bust. :-(

- Suzie - 06-11-2003

why is it a bust? You had tons of creative and hysterical entries.