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- QuickStop - 03-15-2004

now i need a car. anybody wanna give me one?


- Keyser Soze - 03-15-2004

would you like one with pickles, onions or lettuce?


- Mad - 03-15-2004

Get a job or borrow your parents ride.


- QuickStop - 03-15-2004

how about you give me a car?


- Keyser Soze - 03-15-2004

how about you wash my car and i'll think about it.


- Mad - 03-15-2004

I'll give you a car in return for a slutty sister over 18. Please post picture first, thx.


- Keyser Soze - 03-15-2004

ill sell you a 94 hyundai excel for $1500


- Kid Afrika - 03-15-2004

That car was barely worth $1500 in '94, let alone 10 years later


- The Sleeper - 03-15-2004

I thought you don't need a car to get around where you live?


- lush - 03-15-2004

I'll sell you my 98 protege with the two hubcaps that hasn't been washed since August.


- Mad - 03-15-2004

My thoughts exactly. Hyundai's are the biggest pieces of shit.


- QuickStop - 03-15-2004

Quote:I thought you don't need a car to get around where you live?
im getting progressively lazier.


- Keyser Soze - 03-15-2004

actually that hyundai has been my commuter car for some time now, i put 120 miles a day on it and it doesnt even flinch. 116,000 miles and running.


- QuickStop - 03-15-2004

my parallel park was complete and utter ownage


- Kid Afrika - 03-16-2004

Parallel parking is such a bullshit test. In fact, they should take that off of the test and make you navigate midtown traffic in a stick shift. Now THAT's a test of will and driving prowess.


- drusilla - 03-16-2004

lush Wrote:I'll sell you my 98 protege with the two hubcaps that hasn't been washed since August.
ooooooooh & it's teal


- QuickStop - 03-16-2004

Quote:Parallel parking is such a bullshit test. In fact, they should take that off of the test and make you navigate midtown traffic in a stick shift. Now THAT's a test of will and driving prowess.
you sound like a god damned old man. just stop


- Kid Afrika - 03-16-2004

Seriously though, the amount of people that suck at driving but can parallel park is astounding. Real-world driving should be a larger factor in the test. I know when I took my test (1989), they took me on abandoned side streets to test my driving ability.

I just love watching people back up on the highway when they miss their exit, or stopping on an on-ramp getting on the freeway. Some things about driving are fundamental. Parallel parking is not one of them. Handling a vehical at sub-1 MPH proves fuck all as far as whether or not you should be behind the wheel.


- diceisgod - 03-16-2004

The day after I got my license (93 or 94), Philly had the worst ice storm since the dinosaur age. I hit a parked car driving home drunk at like 3 in the morning when the storm just started.The next day my car was literally encased in ice.

Btw I fled the scene of my crime. 0Smile


- Kid Afrika - 03-16-2004

Ok, for all the "experienced drivers" here's a sample written test from NJDMV... How well can you do?

Sample Test