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i got my driver's license...
#1
now i need a car. anybody wanna give me one?
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#2
would you like one with pickles, onions or lettuce?
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#3
Get a job or borrow your parents ride.
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#4
how about you give me a car?
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#5
how about you wash my car and i'll think about it.
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#6
I'll give you a car in return for a slutty sister over 18. Please post picture first, thx.
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#7
ill sell you a 94 hyundai excel for $1500
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#8
That car was barely worth $1500 in '94, let alone 10 years later
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#9
I thought you don't need a car to get around where you live?
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I'll sell you my 98 protege with the two hubcaps that hasn't been washed since August.
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#11
My thoughts exactly. Hyundai's are the biggest pieces of shit.
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#12
Quote:I thought you don't need a car to get around where you live?
im getting progressively lazier.
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#13
actually that hyundai has been my commuter car for some time now, i put 120 miles a day on it and it doesnt even flinch. 116,000 miles and running.
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my parallel park was complete and utter ownage
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Parallel parking is such a bullshit test. In fact, they should take that off of the test and make you navigate midtown traffic in a stick shift. Now THAT's a test of will and driving prowess.
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lush Wrote:I'll sell you my 98 protege with the two hubcaps that hasn't been washed since August.
ooooooooh & it's teal
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Quote:Parallel parking is such a bullshit test. In fact, they should take that off of the test and make you navigate midtown traffic in a stick shift. Now THAT's a test of will and driving prowess.
you sound like a god damned old man. just stop
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Seriously though, the amount of people that suck at driving but can parallel park is astounding. Real-world driving should be a larger factor in the test. I know when I took my test (1989), they took me on abandoned side streets to test my driving ability.

I just love watching people back up on the highway when they miss their exit, or stopping on an on-ramp getting on the freeway. Some things about driving are fundamental. Parallel parking is not one of them. Handling a vehical at sub-1 MPH proves fuck all as far as whether or not you should be behind the wheel.
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#19
The day after I got my license (93 or 94), Philly had the worst ice storm since the dinosaur age. I hit a parked car driving home drunk at like 3 in the morning when the storm just started.The next day my car was literally encased in ice.

Btw I fled the scene of my crime. 0Smile
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#20
Ok, for all the "experienced drivers" here's a sample written test from NJDMV... How well can you do?

Sample Test
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