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The runs
#1
don't you hate when you have the runs but you don't know yet and you sneeze then feel that warm gooey feeling in your underwear... that so fuckin blows cause it gets allover your balls and shit... well it is shit but I meant it like and stuff, like shit, ya know?
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#2
oh man I totally feel you on that one, I had the same thing happen just now.
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#3
hahahaha mister poopie pants
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#4
drinkin' tonight, are we?
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#5
So I had a few drinks!!!
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#6
few? seems like more than "a few" This is almost Trish-like
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#7
dude I totally fuckin did!

so anyway I had a poppy bagel for lunch and the poppy seeds always come back out like corn and it looks really weird when you're spraying the fuckin walls and little poppies are everywhere.
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#8
those poppy seeds can make you fail a drug test - be careful with that shit!
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#9
I passed my drug test 2 weeks ago
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#10
How was the verbal section?
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#11
he SMOKED it!! get it?????
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#12
it went like this

please go fill this and dont flush the toilet

ok

:I go pee:

ok, here you go

YOU DIDNT HAVE TO FILL IT ALL THE WAY TO THE BRIM OF THE CUP

woops

the end
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#13
at that point, you should have taken a sip, and then said, "there, now that's a bit more managable, aint it?"
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#14
fuck thats brilliant!!!
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#15
Goatweed Wrote:few? seems like more than "a few" This is almost Trish-like
come on, i've been pretty good lately.
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#16
I know you were all waiting to find out and I am happy to report I took a shit just now and it came out normal and seedless.
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#17
seeds aren't normal?
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#18
The Jays Wrote:at that point, you should have taken a sip, and then said, "there, now that's a bit more managable, aint it?"
I want to see this as a scene in a movie or a tv show. I think it'd be classic.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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#19
jays sometimes gets a good one in and reminds you why you chose him as your 2003 most improved poster.
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