Farts are funny

[Hawt Baux]

I haven't and wouldn't fart infront of a boyfriend....it's kinda a see no evil hear no evil type of situation. Guys farting is funny, always dunno why.

But i fart infront of my brothers and don't care, they've farted right in my face at times.

[Keyser Soze]

i farted under the covers last night but she didnt notice.

[Black Lazerus]

awww look keysers falling in love

[GonzoStyle]

keyser was up all night unsure of himself and held it in for hours and finally figured... let me see if they were right.

Then he spent the next 4 hours awake wondering if she didnt hear it or if she did and will now dump him.

[Keyser Soze]

im going to rip off a real one tonight. shes sick though, it might be mean to do it now.

[lush]

She won't smell it if she's sick. You are not commiting to the full art of farting. It's not the noise but the smell, my friend.
On a side note, it took me a year to fart in front of my ex and the only times I did it was out of spite.

[GonzoStyle]

im going to rip off a real one tonight. shes sick though, it might be mean to do it now.

you don't plan it, it's a natural thing, you still don't get the point.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

ggw?!

[drusilla]

idiots

[Hoon]

Keyser is compeltely right.
I have never heard my bride fart, not once. Sure, I've farted in front of her but I choose not to hear her fart. That deosn't mean she isn't allowed, we just agree that it's not right for her to fart out loud or around me. I personally have to do it, not only is it funny but I'm pretty sure I could do some big damage to my innards if I held it in.

But it doesn't say a thing about the seriousness of Keysers relationship if they choose not to fart in front of one another. If you want a real choice to test their relationship, wait until he gets her pregnent and they have to decide whether or not to abort it.

Abortion, not farting is the truest test for the strength of a relationship.