Where's the sarcasm? - What ever happened to witty repartees?
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Where's the sarcasm? - What ever happened to witty repartees?
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04-10-2002, 07:09 PM
We are no longer the Knights who say Nee
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<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee> </center> 
04-10-2002, 07:12 PM
Arthur: Old woman!
Dennis: Man. Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? Dennis: I'm 37. Arthur: What? Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old. Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man". Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis." Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis. Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you? Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman," but from behind you looked... Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior. Arthur: Well I am king. Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice! And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arthur: I am your king! Woman: Well I didn't vote for you! Arthur: You don't vote for kings. Woman: Well how'd you become king then? [Angelic music plays...] Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king! Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dennis: Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Violence inherent in the system! 
04-10-2002, 07:15 PM
We are now the knights who say "Ekki ekki ekki ekki pikang zoom-boing zoowlishivm..."
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
04-10-2002, 07:17 PM
Stop picking your nose!
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<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee> </center> 
04-10-2002, 07:17 PM
Mayturd---> :fart: <---Slugworth
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04-10-2002, 07:18 PM
No thread can stand up to the awsome power of the <span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>Monty Python Hijack</span>
I'll bite your legs off:bouncer:
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![[Image: post-13-23459-Earl2.jpg]](http://www.cdih.net/non-cgi/uploads/post-13-23459-Earl2.jpg) </div><font color = maroon size = 1> Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
04-10-2002, 07:18 PM
I wasn't picking, I was scratching!
:moonie:
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<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee> </center>
04-10-2002, 07:24 PM
Naughty naughty Zoot! She must have turned on the Grail Becon again.
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
04-10-2002, 07:39 PM
Spank ME! Spank ME!!!:moonie:
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<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee> </center>
04-11-2002, 03:21 AM
first they turn the thread gay and now they hijack it, yep, i like it here
*oh and ladi, sorry i didn't realize i had to actually know people here to make a joke. next time i'll be sure to read the rules better  *please see title of thread Edited By Street Angel on April 10 2002 at 11:24 
04-11-2002, 03:27 AM
Quote:because it's fun and he's the only person here that pm messages me Ahhh silly silly girl...he pms everything with a pulse....but everyone knows he loves me best! 
![[Image: fire.jpg]](http://publish.hometown.aol.com/doodles46/images/fire.jpg) Oh no we took it back to far Only love can save us now.....
04-11-2002, 03:52 AM
Quote:*oh and ladi, sorry i didn't realize i had to actually know people here to make a joke. next time i'll be sure to read the rules betterYes, please do get to know us better first. Then you can make jokes.
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i want something good to die for, to make it beatiful to live</center>
04-11-2002, 03:52 AM
Listen bitch, back off my man...I'm not playing...I'll fucking beat you till you're barely moving....watch your step...I'm watching you!
Ken, don't PM me about that, I don't mean a word of it Oh no we took it back to far Only love can save us now..... 
04-11-2002, 04:18 AM
Angel you don't have to know me to say whatever the fuck you want to me, fire away.
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04-11-2002, 04:47 AM
Do I have to know you to want to jab you in the neck with 20 CC's of snuka's blood?
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