Has anyone seen Suzie?

[Goatweed]

I need to ask her about an 8-ball.

[Charles Manson]

where you going with this?

[Goatweed]

I just have a question, nothing more.

[Goatweed]

this thread may or may not self-destruct in 48 hours.

[Charles Manson]

Is the question: Can I rape you?

[Goatweed]

definitely not.

[Charles Manson]

Everything is to the back with a little slack, 'cause inside out is wiggity wiggity wiggity wack!

[GonzoStyle]

I had an argument last week with a co-worker. She claimed there were 52 states in the US. I argued with her that there were 50, she said "what about puerto rico?" So after a while I mentioned something about "the continental states" and she replies "what's the civil war have to do with this?" At that point I left the conversation but I have regreted it since, for the reason that I never asked her what she though the 52nd states was.

That type of morbid curiosity also describes my interest in where this thread was meant to go.

[Mad]

That's not an argument, that sounds more like a History lesson for the retarded. I pity you having to put up with such a dumb cunt. Hope she is at least fuckable.

[Charles Manson]

she won't come back around here anyway, she's angrier than a one-handed Calibos

[Goatweed]

yeah, I figured that - oh well, never mind.

[GonzoStyle]

if she did reply, where was this going and whats the fuckin 52nd state!!!

[Charles Manson]

i'm assuming the shit head chick thinks puerto rico is 51. So maybe 52 is Washington DC? Maybe she thinks Long Island is a state

[Goatweed]

if she did reply, a) where was this going and b) whats the fuckin 52nd state!!!

a) to PM's

b) Canada

[GonzoStyle]

ok i'll pretend to be suzie and you reply to me.

LOL 8 BALLS, WHAT DO YOU NEED TO KNOW, CAUSE I LOVE COKE AND I LOVE TO SUCK COCK.

[Charles Manson]

you're so edgy, suzie q. You're a...modern...woman. The kinda gal...that makes...things...happen!

[GonzoStyle]

SILVERMAN BABY!

[Goatweed]

I forgot what I was gonna ask her. The moment has passed.

Feel free to show those tits!

[Charles Manson]

I have an upbeat little number I'd like to serenade here with. It's uptempo and the hook goes something like this:

oooo baby baby let me see ur vagiii-NAH!
oooo baby baby let me see ur vagiii-NAH!
oooo baby baby....baby baby!