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.....I was reading the YMB archive, and I was pretty lame. How did I reach this pinnacle of greatness I reside in now, starting from such a lowly position? Although, in comparison to the crowd, I looked like Hemmingway writing those posts. Thoughts?
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what pinnacle of greatness?
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he's like louie anderson in coming to america, getting promoted from mopping floors to washing the lettuce.
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at least he didnt shit the lettuce out & re-eat it.
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that would be silly, who the fuck enjoys lettuce on the way down the first time around?
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actually I've been feeling a lot better since I started this new diet.
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I knew the shitting bologna craze would catch on, just like the blueberry creme.
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it's gonna be tough to top that.
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Remember that time Rooner said that Hennesey tasted like panther piss and Laz put him in his place? That was greatness.
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I think he called me boy.
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does he really know what panther piss tastes like?
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I can't begin to fathom the mindset required to even consider such an activity.