When it rains it pours - Another whore in tears...hehe

[Galt]

you just jerked off to the thought of your ex girlfriend who is married now? Not wrong. Just kind of pathetic.

[diceisgod]

I feel shame.

[Galt]

while you were masturbating to her picture on your Philly Wall of Fame, did you find yourself glancing towards the Lenny Dykstra picture more than once?

[diceisgod]

I was also doing commentary like Harry Kalas:

SWING AND A LONG DRIVE!! WATCH THAT BABY!!! OUTTA HERE, LENNY DYKSTRA!!!

[Keyser Soze]

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