it's ok to fail

[diceisgod]

The weasel: me and my girl are looking at places
deadlaughter2: i thought you broke up
The weasel: we are back
deadlaughter2: moving in together?
The weasel: buying a place yes
The weasel: i'll probally still fuck other chicks when i can
deadlaughter2: your honor knows no bounds
The weasel: but she gets on my nerves alot less than all the other girls i have been fucking
The weasel: were buying a duplex so if we split we can just rent out both places
The weasel: more of a buisness thing
The weasel: kinda using her probally cause i'd never get something like that done on my own
deadlaughter2: well i'm sure it's going to work out wonderfully
The weasel: it will be better than living here
deadlaughter2: i don't foresee any problems....do it asap
The weasel: i don't have many other choices
The weasel: too lazy to do anything on my own
deadlaughter2: everything will just fall into place
deadlaughter2: you'll be fine
The weasel: i have always had to reply on girls for trasportation,calling places picking shit up for me
deadlaughter2: that's why you'll be a very successful entrepreneur
The weasel: the girl i fuck at work makes me lunch everyday
deadlaughter2: you've really got the world by the balls
deadlaughter2: the sky is the limit
The weasel: i'm going to the casinos in like a hour
The weasel: no work for me today
The weasel: don't feel like it
deadlaughter2: this is actually a good career move
deadlaughter2: you'll be rich in a hour....no doubt
The weasel: i want to sleep my way to the top of the company
The weasel: i have been living off the money i make at poker games at work
The weasel: there such retards i take all there money everytime
The weasel: they stay in to the end with 1 pair
deadlaughter2: you're their star employee
The weasel: complete retards

[IrishAlkey]

You surround yourself with idiots for kicks.

[Mad]

deadlaughter2: well i'm sure it's going to work out wonderfully

DIG is Nostradamus for sure.

[Zootybang]

I'm dumbfounded by the weasels complete lack of comprehension of your sarcasm. It looks like he's chatting with himself.

[Gooch]

You surround yourself with idiots for kicks.

i actually thought it was another board person stupid enough to talk to him.

[diceisgod]

The weasel: i'm causeing trouble in my new guild already
deadlaughter2: I got a new joke
The weasel: go for it
deadlaughter2: what's the difference between an orange?
The weasel: and a what?
deadlaughter2: exactly...that's the joke
The weasel: great one
The weasel: putz
deadlaughter2: it works
The weasel: can we talk about City of Heroes now?
deadlaughter2: sure...you can talk at me about it if you like
The weasel: did u get your preorder yet?
The weasel: don't say your too busy
The weasel: cause your on here lots
deadlaughter2: i gave this peurto rican fellow on the subway 30 dollars and told him to bring me a copy
deadlaughter2: he hasn't come back yet
The weasel: and summer is soon
The weasel: so u need to get to the store before the 7th
The weasel: idiots in my guild gave me a title
The weasel: they want everyone to have a title also
deadlaughter2: does your character have a cape?
The weasel: fucking nerds
The weasel: there are no capes yet
The weasel: there working on that
The weasel: i'm not even in game yet
The weasel: i keep getting fucked over on the beta invites
The weasel: but anyway
The weasel: yeah they want a cap of 15
The weasel: members
The weasel: and so says
The weasel: it should be flexable for family and friends cause they are going for closeness and i said the core of them kind of guilds are the RL family and friends
The weasel: and there not exactly listening to em
The weasel: me
deadlaughter2: who is RL?
The weasel: how can they be so stupid
The weasel: real life
deadlaughter2: sounds exciting
The weasel: what are they going to tell a member sorry your son can't join we have 15 people all ready
The weasel: people that want only 15 are the pussy casual gamers theat don't want to get left behind
The weasel: they want to stick out
deadlaughter2: it's weird because i haven't heard the President or John Kerry mention this in their campaign speeches yet
deadlaughter2: this is worse than terrorism
The weasel: there waiting for the right time i'm sure
deadlaughter2: if Duke wins I'm gonna win money
The weasel: what that have to do with COH?
deadlaughter2: Duke is full of superheroes
deadlaughter2: Uconn are the evil-doers
deadlaughter2: actually i did preorder that game
deadlaughter2: just kidding

[GonzoStyle]

whats the difference between an apple and a pear?

because they both have pits!!!

You gotta ring in with that shit right away or mr. trebek is liable to punch you in the fuckin face, ok sailor?

[Galt]

DIG stole that joke from me.

I have posted that exact joke before.

[diceisgod]

I've stolen tons of material from this board.