So I'm On The Market For A New House.

[GonzoStyle]

Yeah I got my hizzy sittin on 90's and look they spinnin nigga, they spinnin!!!

[Keyser Soze]

i think i want to become a slum lord in hoon's neighborhood. i could own his entire block.

[Hoon]

Right now, with the influx of jarheads..

People are buying up 30k houses, doing little work to them and renting them at $600 or more a month - utilities not included. The houses are going to be paid off in about 4 years then it's all profit.

[Keyser Soze]

sign me up!!!

[GonzoStyle]

you can't even get a decent co-op in brooklyn for less than 70k.

[Hoon]

Our murder rate last year was 0.
But that won't last if the Latino's keep moving up here.



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[GonzoStyle]

3 negroes got shot up the block last night, I couldn't get to the bakery this morning for my bagel and coffee!!!

[Hoon]

I could never live in the city.
I just drive through and wonder how people can live like rats in concrete cages.

[GonzoStyle]

Ted Kazinski used to think like that till he went insane living in a cabin 40 miles from the nearest dunkin donuts.

[Goatweed]

wait, they close streets on Brooklyn cause some darkies got shot? Damn.

[GonzoStyle]

wait, they close streets on Brooklyn cause some darkies got shot? Damn.

They didnt close off the street just the part of the sidewalk where they were shot and it happens to be in front of the section where the bakery is.

[Galt]

1987: stock market crashed. Economy began to slow. Fed lowers interest rates. People re-finance, take equity out of their houses, keep the economy afloat.
1991: Housing market begins dramatic correction as interest rates are forced to rise since they can go no lower. Causes the overall net cost of a house to increase, putting pressure on housing prices. People want to lock in a low rate, so they buy at admitedly inflated prices, and eventually watch the value of their house plummet.

2000: stock market crashed. Economy began to slow. Fed lowers interest rates. People re-finance, take equity out of their houses, keep the economy afloat.
2004: Arpi and Hoon buy houses

[Goatweed]

that's still kind of extreme - having that morning coffee is key to having a good day!

[GonzoStyle]

Houses are too much of a headache, much like children they require too much attention.

[GonzoStyle]

that's still kind of extreme - having that morning coffee is key to having a good day!

Just another way of the black man ruining the white mans day.

[Goatweed]

that's still kind of extreme - having that morning coffee is key to having a good day!

Just another way of the black man ruining the white mans day.

and then they wonder why we don't like them.

[GonzoStyle]

that's still kind of extreme - having that morning coffee is key to having a good day!

Just another way of the black man ruining the white mans day.

and then they wonder why we don't like them.

Well I don't go as far as that, I simply hate them cause they aren't white.