I hate fat people

[Keyser Soze]

the best fake tits ive ever felt were a stripper who had saline. they were inserted from around the just below the armpit and left virtually no scarring. most fake tits ive felt have always been awful.

[lush]

Fake tits are really scary. I've never touched any but I was shown what it felts like. Tits aren't supposed to be that hard.

[drusilla]

this little asian kobe tai looking stripper gave me a lapdance a while ago. her boobs were really bad. they looked & felt like tennis balls rubbing up against me.

[Keyser Soze]

she must have been so jealous of your rack. she should have paid you.

[lush]

Of course she was asian

[drusilla]

jorge didin't pick her out, nick did!

i've had a woman come up to me before & say "jesus, you have the tits i paid for". suckers.