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yesterday, i worked til i threw up
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it was hot as balls and I had to move to my new apartment. I made sure to keep drinking water all day but at the end of the day after about 10 hours and three truckloads, i finally got home to relax, took a shower and ordered a pizza. So I laid down on the couch until the pizza guy knocks on the door and wakes me up. So I grabbed a couple of slices. And before i could to sit down and eat I felt like something was gonna come up. So i ran to the ktichen sink and puked my guts up. I pulled myself together and I found that I was still hungry. So I sat and ate three slices and went to sleep.

It was weird. I wonder if the fact I was doing herion all day had anything to do with it.
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#2
Oh man, maybe you ODed on water.

That stuff will kill you in excess.
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#3
I can't wait until your arm gets cut off and you have to do double anal in front of a crowd of stockbrokers
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#4
i don't understand
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#5
Have you gotten your red dress for the game show yet?
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#6
keep talking in riddles and i'll punch you in the face
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#7
MARLON WAYANS!!!!! MARLON WAYANS!!!!!
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#8
I get jokes.
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#9
Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, and orange in the evening. Just like that, one, two, three, four.
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#10
That's the problem with you New York dope fiends. You've got a rotten attitude
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#11
Puking and then stopping work? What a fag, get back on that horse and ride that bitch for all she's worth.
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The spooks come out at night.
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#12
mad works off the titles he doesn't like reading the actual posts.
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#13
Like they make any sense to someone who fell off a horse.
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The spooks come out at night.
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#14
who reads actual posts around here?
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#15
I've learned to no longer see posts in sentances, instead, I just look at the words, and arrange them inside my head until every post seems funny.
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#16
hahaha jays said he likes the cock.
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#17
No red meat! No refined sugar!
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