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Take the patriot test!
#1
Take it here. It's the patriotic thing to do!



Edited By AdolescentMasturbator on Jan. 13 2002 at 5:34
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#2
Quote:By submitting this questionnaire, I hereby relinquish my right to habeas corpus and all other supposed rights afforded me by the Bill Of Rights. If I am a citizen of the United States and I submit this form, I acknowledge that the Department of Justice and/or the FBI may use this information to arrive at the conclusion that I am some kind of pinko, commie, freedom-hating towel-headed homo who deserves to get a steel-tipped federal jackboot shoved up my treacherous ass, so help me John Ashcroft.
I wouldn't doubt it.



Edited By Hey Ladi on Jan. 13 2002 at 5:44
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>

HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#3
I like this test better.
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#4
it took me awhile but i realized it was a real thing
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I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!
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#5
Quote:it took me awhile but i realized it was a real thing

Living proof that anyone can get into college.
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#6
WTF can't get humour
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#7
are you offering hummers again ike?
Quote:If I am a citizen of the United States and I submit this form, I acknowledge that the Department of Justice and/or the FBI may use this information to arrive at the conclusion that I am some kind of pinko, commie, freedom-hating towel-headed homo who deserves to get a steel-tipped federal jackboot shoved up my treacherous ass, so help me John Ashcroft.
does this mean i'm exempt? can i submit the form without fear of retribution?
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#8
If you love bush and you are God-fearing Republican you have nothing to worry about.
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#9
AdolescentMasturbator Wrote:If you love bush and you are God-fearing Republican...
Clap you hands!!! :real good:
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#10
is anyone else gonna get the patriot tattoo?
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#11
Quote:If you love bush and you are God-fearing Republican you have nothing to worry about.
He said Bush... :bouncer:
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<marquee> I stood long and hard until the light...Rubbing needles in my eyes...eating dirt...I stood up...and everything was all-right!</marquee>
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#12
i love bush
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