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what scares the shit out of me the most
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MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES!! I have nightmares where I'll just be in a room that I'm walking through for whatever reason and there are snakes all over the place. It's almost like the scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Also when I was younger I used to be scared shitless of Freddy Krueger too. It all started when I slept over a friends house and his parents rented Nightmare on Elm Street. We all watched it together and I had nightmares about Freddy for years after. Sometime I was so scared in my dreams I used to sleep walk.

I always used to sleep walk when i was younger and not necessarily from nightmares. When I was younger they would find me wandering around the house or seeming unreachable places. One night when I was visiting my other grandparents for a few months one summer in Florida they found me behind their tv that they had on a big table in the corner of the living room. There were cords and shit everywhere and we had no idea how I got back there.

One time I was dreaming and I had to take a leak. So I got up out of bed and went over to the closet. I had this big blue toy box and it was overflowing with all my stuffed animals and other shit. So I just stood there like it was completely normal and let loose right in the toy box. So by the time I finished I started to come around and realized what I just did. So I went to wake up my mom and told her what I did. She cleaned it up and boy was she....PISSED!

GAK GAK GAK GAK!

True stories.
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#2
that explains a great many things.
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#3
Like what? Did you go to a flea market and buy a big blue toy box that smelled like urine?
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#4
no, but if I had I probably would have been upset.
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#5
sometimes your posts taste like water flavored ice cream
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#6
the "that explains so much" line isn't as bad as the "there's so many jokes there..". Which means that you have the understanding that something humorous could be devised from a certain situation but you don't possess the ability to put that particular puzzle together.

I used to be scared of freddy as well, the 1st one is still a pretty scary movie. Most people forget because of the crapfests that followed the 1st one but all in all it was a great horror flick. The scene that always got me was when he was walking down the street and extended his arms to a ridiculous length and started to scrape the walls with his glove, so maniacal and well played by Englund.
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#7
so you lied to me when you said we were going to see the new sam jackson thriller?
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GonzoStyle Wrote:the "that explains so much" line isn't as bad as the "there's so many jokes there..". Which means that you have the understanding that something humorous could be devised from a certain situation but you don't possess the ability to put that particular puzzle together.

I used to be scared of freddy as well, the 1st one is still a pretty scary movie. Most people forget because of the crapfests that followed the 1st one but all in all it was a great horror flick. The scene that always got me was when he was walking down the street and extended his arms to a ridiculous length and started to scrape the walls with his glove, so maniacal and well played by Englund.

fine - I'm deathly afraid of heights, that's pretty much the only thing that scares me. I might have been scared by horror movies when I was a kid, but I can;t remember the last time I was scared by one.
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#9
the last time I was scared was yesterday when I started to bleed from my ear, but then I stopped caring.
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#10
there is one movie this crazy druggy wont be seeing this summer.
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#11
yeah i made that joke above dick
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GonzoStyle Wrote:the last time I was scared was yesterday when I started to bleed from my ear, but then I stopped caring.

did it stop bleeding?
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#13
haha vagina ear
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