office holiday parties

[GonzoStyle]

so Galt, what time are you picking me up?!?!

[Goatweed]

I suggest you bring some lube...just in case.

[GonzoStyle]

I wouldnt cry

[Hawt Baux]

I bailed out on my office Christmas party tonight.

They're all old and out of touch, my friend and i are the only 20-somethings that work there and we wouldnt have even been able to drink at the thing.

That's pretty beat.

[HedCold]

I wouldnt mind doing it at least one day a week, it would cut down my commuting and I'd actually be able to take care of basic shit like car maintenance, home maintenance, and spend more time with my son.

you could get with the diaper pix, too.

I'm still waiting for yours, and now I'd like to see some with your meatflaps coming out of the sides!!

you know this guy?
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[Goatweed]

Posting flagged down by craigslist users

[HedCold]

booo, it was a 28 yr old guy looking for others for diaper pictures. he had the diapers ready to go!

[Goatweed]

well I don't think I know him - good lookin' out tho!

[virgingrrl]

i just got home from my work christmas party, all was fine until on of my coworkers started pounding wine and started yelling how she got no bonus, asking the boss why the hell she didn't, then proceeded to storm around the resturant yelling and thrashing about.

eventually, we got her some coffe to try and sober her up, her face ended up in it as she crashed in to table.

my first office party ever was a hit!

[GonzoStyle]

I hate when people try to interrup the good times by trying to sober people up.

[Mad]

Did anyone catch it on video for a nice Youtube rant to forever embarrass her with it?

[virgingrrl]

as she was coming around, she was like...."ahghhhhh i took an antihistamine (sp?) cause my teeth are killing me....fuck the guy at cvs who said it would help."

dear lord.

no video..i think there may be pictures.