I am dedicating my soul to Satan

[The Jays]

you could tie the ends like a bow and wear it like a purse. Tell me a dog that can pull that look off.

[Keyser Soze]

dogs are too cool for purses

[lush]

No they just are carried around in a purse.

The cat cuts out the middle man.

[Keyser Soze]

those dogs in purses might as well be lame fucking cats.

[The Jays]

what about tigers? those are some mean fucking cats.

[Keyser Soze]

they're cats like wolverines are dogs

[The Jays]

dogs and wolverines differ because wolverines have adamantium coated endoskeletons.

[Keyser Soze]

ill see your tiger and raise you a dingo

[The Jays]

I've got a lion and pocket feral cats.

[Keyser Soze]

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checkmate

[The Jays]

there's no checkmate in poker!

[funsnapsdyno]

I tend to believe there is no such thing as the devil.. there's good and bad in everyone.

[Keyser Soze]

i win?

[GonzoStyle]

no one wins in this thread.

[diceisgod]

If I was going to get a pet I'd get a cat because they are the most independent. They poop in their own little box, you don't have to walk them, and they just sit on the window sill all day hiss at birds and crash there head into the window like an ass trying to pounce on them.

[Gooch]

decapitated hookers don't poop

[virgingrrl]

they just leak jizz.