HELP!!!!!!!!

[HollywoodJewMoses]

:-o

[Keyser Soze]

told you it was a brilliant idea, too bad someone beat me to it.

how about a "Jump to Conclusions Mat"?! You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO!

[The Jays]

That is the worst idea I have ever heard.


Yes, it's terrible, terrible, this idea.

[crx girl]

there's quite a few variations on that available actually, the shenis not the mat

[Galt]

do they have dil-pons yet?

[drusilla]

there's quite a few variations on that available actually, the shenis not the mat

the one i heard about back in high school was called the "pee schute" it was like a little funnel that you could pee into & it would shoot out wherever you pointed it.


i almost liked the golfball idea, but then i realized it would be really expensive to keep replacing them, plus what galt said about fucking up the ball.

good try though