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#81
04-03-2002, 08:13 PM
I braid my pubes with nigger beads.
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#82
04-03-2002, 08:14 PM
That's so the ones that are learning to walk have something to hold on to.
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#83
04-03-2002, 08:15 PM
Ahhh ladi...i think you are the only one who truly understands me Smile
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#84
04-03-2002, 08:17 PM
I thought it was just because you really liked Venus Williams
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#85
04-03-2002, 08:20 PM
Venus Williams is no more than a gorilla that can play tennis.

of course she is hot.
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#86
04-03-2002, 08:21 PM
Okay ken...is this far enough away from your last post. I don't want you to think I'm stalking you or anything. Get over yourself.
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#87
04-03-2002, 08:22 PM
Quote:If you see Ken, tell him to return my calls...please!
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#88
04-03-2002, 08:26 PM
Oh ladi your good....really...Thanx
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#89
04-03-2002, 08:26 PM
Can we please stop the soap opera and get back to the sodimy talk?
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04-03-2002, 08:32 PM
Quote:Can we please stop the soap opera and get back to the sodimy talk?
Well, I think Sodomy is illegal most places, so it we call it Sodimy... we can get away with it right?

And how come we are letting Becky plead the 5th? Come on Beckster, you're a goer, tell us about it..... Wink

edit: I just realized the discussion was in the other thread. This is the wrong spot... oops.



Edited By Hey Ladi on April 03 2002 at 3:33
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#91
04-03-2002, 08:33 PM
Quote:Can we please stop the soap opera and get back to the sodimy talk?

You rang?
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#92
04-03-2002, 08:37 PM
Wow, you mention a rape rod getting put into places a rape rod usually doesn't go, and *poof*, here he comes. Can someone please put a bell on him or something

Oh, and
Quote:Well, I think Sodomy is illegal most places, so it we call it Sodimy... we can get away with it right?
Thanks Kid Ladika Wink
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#93
04-03-2002, 08:39 PM
Quote:a rape rod getting put into places a rape rod usually doesn't go
I don't understand, where doesn't it go? :lol:
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#94
04-03-2002, 08:40 PM
Quote:Wow, you mention a rape rod getting put into places a rape rod usually doesn't go, and *poof*, here he comes. Can someone please put a bell on him or something

nope no bell for me...i like just popping up. its all when where and how you put a rape rod that counts.

like middle of forest...suspect climbing a tree...woops he falls out of tree and lands on erect kiddie cane. only problem with that is the force he falls onto your mule...packs a lot of fecal matter up your pisshole and clogs the eurethra.
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#95
04-03-2002, 08:44 PM
Quote:I don't understand, where doesn't it go?

Between the 5th and 6th ribs. That is bad no matter how much wine you've had that night
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04-03-2002, 08:44 PM
Quote:packs a lot of fecal matter up your pisshole and clogs the eurethra
carry a spare pencil, or tell said suspect "Show me how the vacuum works."
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#97
04-03-2002, 08:45 PM
Why wouldn't "Suck me, beautiful" work in that particular case? No extension cord needed
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#98
04-03-2002, 08:50 PM
Quote:Between the 5th and 6th ribs.
Yeah but if you aim for the ribs from inside, it's ok.
Quote:Why wouldn't "Suck me, beautiful" work
Because said vict.... participant, is probably aged 3-5, so they wouldn't know what you meant. Plus you don't want them running home and saying Suck me Beautiful at the dinner table.
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#99
04-03-2002, 08:56 PM
Quote:Plus you don't want them running home and saying Suck me Beautiful at the dinner table.

Kids are very advanced these days......you should hear what the capt.....I mean cute little cherubs in my neighborhood say.
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