I like to smell my own farts - Doesn't everyone elses smell real nasty?

[Galt]

I can drink 12 beers in 2 hours by the way.

[Sean Cold]

See, you are a douche. I cal Shenanigans!

Here I thought we were going to embark on the fun loving topic of smelling one's own fart.

Oh, and you sir and your 12 x 2 are now my idol.



Edited By Sean Cold on April 05 2002 at 10:11

[barch97]

Oh, here we go with the fart thing again...

[McBourbon]

If I can drink 6 beers in 4 hours.....have I still accomplished the same mathematical task?

[HedCold]

i recently had a fart that smelled like easy mac. i was proud

[barch97]

does that mean that I can drink 1 beer in 24 hours and be as drunk as if I drank 24 beers in 1 hour?

[McBourbon]

Perhaps if we ignored a time frame and drank the square root of 576 beers in one sitting....we could accomplish the same task.

[barch97]

To stear this bitch back toward the topic at hand...

But, the real question here is: which method will produce the bestest farts?

[HedCold]

i'm one who at anytime can appreciate a good chinese food fart

[McBourbon]

I can respond no longer.....this is making Galt too happy.

[Galt]

This is what it loks like what i 'm rally drunk and Itry and type my messages wthout editing them or looiking for grammaticall erors and checking for spelling. As you can see, I'm type pretty fast, and if I didn't do this, and edit stuff, then it woul pretty mcuh be gibberish. I reocmend taht everhoen do this and make sure that what tihey type os actually what they want'ed to seel. Taht is all.

I have been drinkg all day, and nulinke many peopl I only pststed one innnante thread.

[Hybrid]

my farts are amazing. everyone elses are like poison.

[LZMF1]

galt types better drunk than i do when i'm sober.

[SYNTuesday]

If i throw up a beer, not having drunk any in the first place, and do that in 3.14159265 hours, does that leave me with the golden ratio of drunkenness?

[OAS]

Imagine the exquisitely aged aromatic splendor that my colon could produce. Nice isn't it? :disappointed:

[windowlck]

I ate about 10 White Castles the other day.... I swear i could peel the paint off my walls

[McBourbon]

Broccoli....it's all about the broccoli.

[Sluggo]

Feed broccolli to your Rottwieler...That's the ultimate in nasty.

[PollyannaFlower46]

I don't eat cabbage, but I've smelled the after effects...PU STINKY