A behind the scenes look at CDIH's Mod Forum.

[Keyser Soze]

thats your cross to bear, not mine.

[Ken'sPen]

do you feel like a dickhead when you type stuff like that?

[Hoon]

Not to interrupt but one of the bitches I work with just raised her arms over her head to stretch and her short lifted slightly to reveal a mass of folded flesh that resembled a white garbage bag filled with protruding objects.

[Goatweed]

that turned you on, didn't it?

[Hoon]

I would like to say yes but i'd be lying.
It reminded me of what the Penthouse Beaver Hunt rejection pile might look like.

[Ken'sPen]

I have a pregnant chick in the office next to me...
sometimes she sits on my lap, and lets me rub her tummy,
as I gaze down on her swollen pregnant breasts.

[Goatweed]

bring your coffee up to her, and ask her if you could borrow some milk.

[Ken'sPen]

I don't think she'll lactate for a while...
I'll ask......

but I drink my coffee Black, and she knows it.

[Danked]

Maybe she thinks you're a bean bag chair.

[Galt]

I've hated Galt forever.......

he once posted a story about how he was buying a house with his girlfriend..... and she was fucking another guy... and left him right before they closed on it........

I used to masturbate to that story.

If your mastry of political goings-on is as poor as your mastry of facts related to my life, then it's no wonder it's impossible to communicate with you.

I was never in the process of buying a house with anyone.
We were broken up for at least 3 months before she started boffing that guy

[Ken'sPen]

stop lying.

[Ken'sPen]

Maybe she thinks you're a bean bag chair.

you are just mean,
I would never say Ladi just fucked you for your weed.

[Danked]

My sister says hi.

[Ken'sPen]

Your sister is SMOKING!

tell her hi.