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Things I want to do before I die
#41
Why would I do that? It's a human being, not a mailbox.

You're fucked up!
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#42
I like waving pedestrians in front of me, but not slowing down at all.
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#43
i hate pedestrians when im driving and hate drivers when im walking
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#44
Galt Wrote:I like waving pedestrians in front of me, but not slowing down at all.

this made me chuckle out loud
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#45
I want to have intercourse with snaps before I die.
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#46
1. Go to Italy
2. See an Army/Navy game in person
3. Have Rachel Ray or Giada De Laurentiis cook me a meal in bra in panties or the nude
4 Smack the shit out of Jared Fogel while eating a Big Mac
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#47
Bloody Anus Wrote:I don't know how I left this off. Driving through a huge puddle and soaking a random pedestrian would be terrific. I've come close, but it really takes very delicate timing for everything to fall into place.


i've done that before. i think it was to an old man too.
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#48
See the pyramids
See the Collesium
Have sex with a girl 40 years my junior
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#49
GonzoStyle Wrote:I want to have intercourse with snaps before I die.

I know you! I'm sensing a lumpy cancer joke right around the corner..
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#50
he said he wanted to have sex with you before HE dies, not before YOU die.
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#51
i'd like to have sex with Snaps if I could make a snuff film
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#52
There was an old man in the middle of the street today and I layed on the horn for a good 5 seconds as I drove by him. In the rearview mirror I saw him turn and shake his fist. I was feeling kind of down all morning, but that lit up my day!
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#53
funsnapsdyno Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:I want to have intercourse with snaps before I die.

I know you! I'm sensing a lumpy cancer joke right around the corner..

No, just that since it will never ever happen, this way I could live forever.
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#54
why must you toy with my emotions : (
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#55
hey if you wanna ride the cock, i'll need about 6 apple martinis, you for it?
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#56
GonzoStyle Wrote:hey if you wanna ride the cock, i'll need about 6 apple martinis, you for it?

Hoon says yes he will.
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#57
You and sleeper should pop eachothers cherries
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#58
my cherry was popped long before yours, son.
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