the new $20 bill - ...

[Galt]

Clark Bar

[Goatweed]

I'm a fan of Milky Way bars.

[Galt]

zoom zoom zoom goes the joke over your head.

[HollywoodJewMoses]

so true.

[Goatweed]

it happens.

[The Sleeper]

I don't drink wine, I drink Pepsi!

[The Jays]

Oh, these damned $20 dollar bills, they're like pennies I tell you. I mean, I go around, and I'm spending a few thousand here, a couple hundred there, and, god dammit, if these fuckers keep giving me $20 dollar bills in change, and then the damned bills just end up floating around in your pocket, and they are just sooo worthless, I throw them on the sidewalk. I HATE IT! I really should just charge everything from now one, but, then I wouldn't have to keep my tremendous fortune of money in paper currency so that I could sleep on it every night just to remind myself how fucking rich I am. OH THE TORMENT. WHAT SHALL I DO?

[diceisgod]

Drive to Niagara and get some strippers.

[crx girl]

i've got a couple of those sakajwewa whatever dollars i could trade yhou for paper if youlike