All you have to bring is your love of everything

[The Jays]

Hey, man! There's a beverage!

[Danked]

Your phone's ringing, Dude.

[The Jays]

You mean, coitus?

[Danked]

Nice marmet.

[Hybrid]

you're out of your element donnie

[The Jays]

Ever here of the Seattle Seven? That was me.

[Danked]

Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.

[The Jays]

I am the walrus.

[Danked]

You have no frame of reference... You're like a child who walks into the middle of a movie...

[The Jays]

His name is Lebowski? That's your name, Dude.

[Danked]

Darkness warshed over The Dude.... darker than a black steer's tookus on a moonlight prairie night...

[2 tired 2 give N F]

You're entering a world of pain.

[The Jays]

Obviously , you're not a golfer.

[The Jays]

Getting back to the topic of commercials for a minute, remember the Folgers Christmas commercial, where the little girl wakes up and runs downstairs, to find that her brother Peter has returned to visits, and they put on a pot of Folgers, and everyone wakes up to the surprise of Peter being there.

When I was a kid, my dream was to become like Peter someday.

[fbd]

for some reason, that commercial is eternally linked in my mind to one for some store named "rock bottom" that, as far as i know, existed only in that crappy jingle

[GonzoStyle]

I always liked the little guy who followed around the jolly green giant, he was like the chickenhawk to the giants foghorn leghorn.

[The Jays]

What about the commercial for Fruity Pebbles, wherer Barney was going to dress up like Santa and steal Fred's cereal?

[fbd]

ok, now i'm sure...somebody's been reading x-entertainment a bit much

[GonzoStyle]

What about the commercial for Fruity Pebbles, wherer Barney was going to dress up like Santa and steal Fred's cereal?

I remember that one because that was the only time Fred actually let Barney have his fruity pebbles cause of the holiday spirit.

It made me all warm and tingly.