the jew bus

[The Sleeper]

down with sheets separating buses for no apparent reason!

[Mister Grumpy Gills]

I like my jews with chocolate chips

[Keyser Soze]

just like a jew to ruin a perfectly good thread

[Mister Grumpy Gills]

down with sheets separating buses for no apparent reason!

that was to mask the anal rape you are clearly blocking out.

[Arpikarhu]

I have notified my local ZOG representative and you can all expect to be dealt with shortly.

[The Sleeper]

first they make up some hitler character and now they put sheets on buses. will there never be an end to their madness?

[Mad]

The Yids are Koresh wacky. The sheet was to keep your prying eyes from soiling their prized virgins.

[Goatweed]

so what's the deal with the sheet? noone knows???

[Paper Boy]

i would imagine it's to keep the men and women separate.

i used to deliver my papers up in monsey and new square, those people make me sick to my stomach. i prefer working in the bronx to working in rockland.

[lush]

I suppose this is also the place to dispel the urban legend about how Hasidim supposedly display the bloody sheets on the morning after the wedding night to prove the bride was a virgin. No, they don't do that one, either.

The bloody sheets thing is an Italian thing. The girl across the street from where I used to live got married and the next day the bloody sheet was hanging from the front window.

I guess she never fell down or rode a bike.

[crx girl]

yeah, the bloody sheet thing i think crops up in all kinds of religious circles. but, my question, was this a city bus? or at least a public transportation bus? unless you hooked up with some kind of private charter tour then there's some serious violation of that whole separation of church and state issue. you should sue.

and i suppose this is the place for me to assure everybody that i won't be reproducing. you're welcome.

[The Sleeper]

well I'm guessing the sheet thing wasn't actually a jewish costum, i mean it could've been, but I was mostly joking.

[crx girl]

so there was no sheet on the bus?

[Black Lazerus]

was there!!!!!!

[Galt]

Oh! you scamp!

[Goatweed]

he had me fooled.

[The Sleeper]

did you people fail 3rd grade reading comprehension

YES, there was a sheet
NO, it probably had nothing to do with judiasm

[Goatweed]

they should put sheets around the seats also, it would make getting a blowjob on the bus a whole lot easier.

[Black Lazerus]

did you people fail 3rd grade reading comprehension

YES, there was a sheet
NO, it probably had nothing to do with judiasm

you could have lied about the sheet.. for the sake of the story.

[Keyser Soze]

kosher means seperate