Funny story

[The Sleeper]

Yesterday I was hungry, so I put some garlic bread in the microwave, and then ate it. But that didn't completely hit the spot so I put a pizza in the oven. Half an hour later my dad comes back and asks me if I've eaten, and I say "yea, I just had pizza". Then he goes into the kitchen and sees that I have yet to take the pizza out of the oven and it has been burned. He yells this to me, and I'm preplexed. For some reason I had convinced myself I had already eaten the pizza. And then I realized that the garlic bread aftertaste that was in my mouth was what did that. So I ended up eating the burnt pizza and it wasn't so bad.

[Danked]

You're silly.

[The Sleeper]

and then I smeared a bearclaw in my dad's face

[Danked]

That'll show him.

The bastard.

[Bloody Anus]

If I were you, I would have put the garlic bread in the toaster oven instead.

[The Sleeper]

I don't have a toaster oven, I think there is a toaster, but the slices of garlic bread were pretty thick. But point taken.

[Keyser Soze]

you're going to burn your house down one day.

[Goatweed]

was it a plain pizza, or did it have toppings?

[Galt]

My parents came home with the groceries one time. As was often the case, when I was unsure where to put something away, I would ask "where does this go" and she would tell me. Well, on this day my mother had just bought new ice cube trays, and I asked "where do you want these?". My father looked at me and said "in the oven" like a wiseass.

So I put them in the oven since he was being an ass.

Then a couple days later, my mother heated up the oven and melted the ice cube trays. I think a new oven was required.

[diceisgod]

Did you need new ice trays too?

[HedCold]

galts story was better

[diceisgod]

I was driving a few minutes ago and I very lazily spit out the window when i was stopped at a red light. It's windy as fuck here right now, so the spittle went out the window, stopped mid-air and looped up, and flew right back in my car and on my steering wheel. It's trajectory was nearly a perfect circle and it seemed like it was in slow motion, I swear I could see my reflection in one of the little spit bubbles as flew back at me.

[Galt]

you wear a motorcycle helmet yet drive a car?

[diceisgod]

can't be too careful

[The Sleeper]

someone has a disfigurement

[drusilla]

Yesterday I was hungry, so I put some garlic bread in the microwave, and then ate it.

you're stupid. you should always use a toaster oven for garlic bread. turn the dial all the way to top brown. mmmm. so yummy.

this is why everyone should own a toaster oven. they are way better than toasters.


i too burnt a pizza yesterday. ellios. it was still good though.

[Keyser Soze]

ive never owned a toaster oven in my life. they look handy but tough to clean.

[drusilla]

on most of them the bottom opens up for easy cleaning.

& the rack comes out no problem.