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Quote:If you can't think up something witty on the spot, you're not witty
and you will always think of the perfect comeback line on the drive home after having nothing good to say at the moment
I will touch the sun or I will die trying.
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Pretending you have your period does not stop all men from trying to get down your pants.
When showing a friend your brother's stash of funny stuff, its never good to find a pregnancy test.
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Only love can save us now.....
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Duke is the best basketball team ever ever ever
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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I wish neverending mountains of paperwork-bitch duty on you.
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Just because you're 10 minutes from your house doesn't mean you can't get lost.
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Quote:The most fun people to hang around with are generally the most crazy
The most fun people to hang out with generally end up being the most obnoxious.
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mastering letters and numbers is hard work.
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If you go to bed with an itchy ass, your finger will smell in the morning.
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Quote:The most fun people to hang out with generally end up being the most obnoxious.
You'll understand when you get older, to appreciate my company.
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Quote:If you go to bed with an itchy ass, your finger will smell in the morning.
:rofl: It's never good to sniff your finger in public.
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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Life sucks, she won't, prepare yourself for death.
Killing yourself by drinking beer is not so bad... you won't wake up to the hangover.
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They never look like their sig pic :rofl:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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Don't sweat the petty things...don't pet the sweaty things.
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Never return to the scene of the crime.
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Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine
The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes."
Believe it or not, you're probably not more attractive when you're drunk.
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You can write one good paper in college and use it 3-4 times without getting caught.
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Quote:Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine
You sir, sicken me
It's B-E-S-U-R-E-T-O-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E
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Sorry Doc...friggin Bumpus's!
Okay who just rated me a one?
Fucker :fuckoff:
Edited By DGW on Aug. 29 2002 at 4:08
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Quote:Believe it or not, you're probably not more attractive when you're drunk.
unless the other one is too
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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