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Harry potter selling vibrators to kids - The conservatives are up in arms
#21
Quote:Cause I'm a lonely Jew on Christmas.

Then you should have asked Hounika Harry.
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#22
It must suck to be a Jew.
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#23
Quote:Hounika Harry.

It must suck worse to spell everything phonetically. Does it really toss your cookies if I tell you it can be spelled starting with the letter 'C'?
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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#24
Stupid sensitive Jews.
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#25
hey, at least we jews took care of that crackpot, jesus. Couple nails, two pieces of wood...goodbye annoying messiah.
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#26
Quote:Does it really toss your cookies if I tell you it can be spelled starting with the letter 'C'?

That's why I prefer christianity. they use english.
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#27
No shit.

It's taking the combined armed forced of the United States to kill Osama bin Laden, and all it took for the Jew to kill Jesus was a dude with a hammer
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#28
Quote:and all it took for the Jew to kill Jesus was a dude with a hammer

You mean the might and authority of the Roman Empire? :poke:

See, the ITALIANS killed Jesus. That's why they're so religious.



Edited By Arthur Dent on Sep. 09 2002 at 2:27
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#29
Nope, just a hammer

If the Italians did it, the Shroud of Tourin would have been a checkered tablecloth with marinara stains



Edited By Doc on Sep. 09 2002 at 2:29
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#30
If I had a hammer.........
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#31
I'd hammer in the morning....

(Damn you OAS)
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#32
Thread hijack status = successful.
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#33
Captain Obvious to the rescue
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