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How can we submit a resume if we don't know what you want in a flunkie? Do you think job postings say "Need Programmer"?? of course not. they post something about the job and what the job entails.
So give us the details and the benefits of being your flunkie/stalker.
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Just submit the resume and I'll decide if your worthy or not. Duh.
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i'm not sumbitting a resume for a job i know nothing about.. you must be crazy.
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Uhm. I don't have a Resume or Cover Letter but I am willing to learn. I will apply. What do I have to do if I get the job?
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you have to tell him what you'll do if you get the job
that's the point of the resume :disappointed:
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But I don't have one of those. :-(
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get typing then silly boy :poke:
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HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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a resume doesn't tell the person what you will do. the resume tells the person what you have done! shows how much you know.
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eh, either way
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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ladi slept her way to all her jobs.
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she is a french frie tech at McDonalds,
she had to bang a guy for that?
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she knows all about the special sauce
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that post, and the one about the tiny classified ads makes ya two for two.
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Slept ha no sleeping involved
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Hi Jack :loveya:
I'm flattered that you have a melt-down when I'm not around for a few days....makes me feel all warm and fuzzy....kinda like when I pee myself.
Need anything this morning? :toast:
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I got the best flunkie in the world, the only real black guy out of all the pretenders. I say kill and he kills, it's like second nature to him anyway. The guys got 3 balls and 2 strikes with the judicial system anyway, he has nothing to lose.
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i must confirm that jack is gonzos flunky. actually, i was getting the feeling that jack is everybodies bitch.
he is the universal bitch.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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