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		Attention: There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting.
If oranges smell like chicken, why are tomatoes blue? Think about it!
If you're standing on your head, and you pull your pants down, is that really such a bad thing?
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		i'm waiting for ken's pen to post a witty reply to this one.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Ahhhhhhh, I needed a new place to fart...thanks tool

tands, drops trou, farts...watches paint peel from wall:
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		Hmmm nothing really makes go "What the fuck"
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:Hmmm nothing really makes go "What the fuck"
Not even the first time you peered into the toxic waste site that is Grump's grandma's hatchet wound?  damn, took me a good few minutes to get my bearings in there, but now its just a second home   :crackhead:
	
 
	
	
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		My Penis smells of Prawns.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		If you're flying down the highway, and your wings fall off your boat how many pancakes can you stack on top of a green doghouse?
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well   ~> 
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT!  IT'S NOT A SEMINAR!  ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING!  YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT!  YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!