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UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!!!!
#1
so i worked at Rent for 7 years and near the end of my run they brought in joey fatone. nice guy, no talent. i mention that he is working with me and you guys go on a rampage torturing me.
so i leave rent and go to little shop of horrors. all is well, things quiet down.
today the producers announced that they are bringing joey fatone in for the summer!
THE GUY IS DOGGING ME!
worse than you guys beating me up about it is the fact that he is going to be all "hey pal!" when he sees me and the guys at work are going to ruin my life.

someone kill me for i long for the comforting embrace of death.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#2
faggot
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#3
Quote:someone kill me for i long for the comforting embrace of death.

It'll cost you, but I'm sure something could be arranged.
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#4
Keyser Soze Wrote:faggot
and so it begins. ::SIGH::
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#5
is he going to play seymour?
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#6
HedCold Wrote:is he going to play seymour?
unfortunately yes. its gonna make for a long 2 hour work day.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#7
Doesn't "dogging" you mean that he is laying the badmouth on you?

That's what I always thought it to mean, but it really makes no sense. It makes way more sense for "dogging" to be following you along like a puppy.

Am I the only one who thought that initially when he said that Fatone was dogging him, that he was badmouthing him? Have I been using the word wrong my entire life?
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#8
i thought doggin was this...

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#9
The proper term for what arpi described is "sweatin"
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#10
old fart cant keep up with the lingo the kids are laying down these days
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#11
dont be dissin me, home slice!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#12
so, if my parents visit, can they meet him?
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#13
why would they want to?
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#14
because they're lame
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#15
i don't know, maybe i meant my little sister, but my friends parents are in town and she's trying to figure out what show to take them to and i made some kind of connection there. i had a rough night, don't question me
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#16
did you have a good time at least?
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#17
i worked my ass off. every muscle in my body is aching, and i just realized i left my ibuprofen at work.
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#18
I see Fatone in more the role of the dentist...
We're all going to Hell and I'm driving the bus!!!!
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#19
yea, seymour is a definite mistake
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#20
I'm overjoyed that I am unable to make any intelligent comments about Broadway musicals
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