Say you find a dead body in the woods...

[Galt]

I would do weird stuff to it like carve random letters and numbers on its chest, take off a few finger nails, put the shoes on the wrong feet and other such random things for no other reason than to just fuck with the police.

[diceisgod]

I'd carve "Galt" and "CDIH" on it's chest

[GonzoStyle]

offer it some water

[Goatweed]

that incident really scarred you for life, didn't it?

[GonzoStyle]

It did cause of the smirk on his face, as if the water had been poisoned.

[Goatweed]

I really wish I had been there when it went down.

[GonzoStyle]

I'd have never made it for sure in that situation.

[coppelia]

i actually found a dead body when i was in middle school - i saw him from the window of our mini van
i told my mom - she didnt believe me
told me he was sleeping
i didnt think that much about it and believed her
the next day at school.... the principle announced some 5th graders had found a guy dead by the septic tank that morning
i laughed b/c i thought it was kinda funny that my mom had told me that he was just resting... am i evil?

[coppelia]

ps the story is alot funnier in person... it loses something in the online translation

[Mad]

Yes.

[coppelia]

i swear it is funny in person... i didnt go into all the details... most ppl laugh when they hear it... really... i promise... im not a bad person....

[Mad]

I was agreeing with you.

[Hawt Baux]

i actually found a dead body when i was in middle school - i saw him from the window of our mini van
i told my mom - she didnt believe me
told me he was sleeping
i didnt think that much about it and believed her
the next day at school.... the principle announced some 5th graders had found a guy dead by the septic tank that morning
i laughed b/c i thought it was kinda funny that my mom had told me that he was just resting... am i evil?

Yeah you are, i hope your turn inthe barrel isn't so fun.

[crx girl]

a customer died at work once. it was pretty fucked up.

[Mad]

Did you at least get a tip from him before he kicked?

[Black Lazerus]

a customer died at work once. it was pretty fucked up.

did he at least get his drink?

[GonzoStyle]

I've had sigs turned off for a while now cause of work, I just turned them back on and laz... GET RID OF THAT JONES SIG FUCKO!!!