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Oral Sex
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10-07-2005, 04:21 AM
Hawt Baux Wrote:You people need to get over your fear of sperm, especially sperm that came out of your own dick.But there's so much at stake. You get some on you, maybe it rubs on your shirt somehow, or on your pants. What if you end up in some room that has a blacklight? Then they'll see this glowing stain on your clothes. AND THEN THEY'LL KNOW! They'll know we have sperm, and we've used it recently! 
10-07-2005, 04:42 AM
So just say she refused to swallow and that settles that!
![[Image: 960220789luo3.jpg]](http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/5264/960220789luo3.jpg) Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
10-07-2005, 04:44 AM
And then what? Then I'm that guy, that "guy-who-can't-get-a-girl-to-clean-herself-and-her-man-up" guy.
10-07-2005, 04:46 AM
It's better than being the "i get no head ever" guy.
Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
10-07-2005, 04:53 AM
but I thought those are the guys broads are looking for.
10-07-2005, 04:57 AM
Maybe the girls in Buffalo.
Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
10-07-2005, 05:00 AM
So, what should I do when I'm in NYC? Should I walk over to the first Jersey girl I see and tell her the number of women who've blown me? Is that how you turn broads on?
10-07-2005, 05:02 AM
Just pay for a slice and hand her a Bon Jovi cassingle, you'll be set.
If all else fails, offer her some coke. Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad. 
10-07-2005, 05:05 AM
cassingle is your new favorite word isn't it?
![[Image: secretary_1.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/secretary_1.jpg) ![[Image: userbar219539sc0.gif]](http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/4587/userbar219539sc0.gif) weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <Goatweed> Titty McCheesehater
10-07-2005, 05:08 AM
Yes it is!
Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
10-07-2005, 05:09 AM
Hey baby, you'll never guess how many women have blown me! The number will turn your panties into the Mississippi!
10-07-2005, 05:10 AM
GonzoStyle Wrote:hygeine wise, do you go down on a girl after you blow a load in her? And vice versa do the ladies mind sucking dick after its been inside them?i would never do it if the sex was with a condom. but i don't use them anymore so its fine now. i don't mind at all. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <Goatweed> Titty McCheesehater
10-07-2005, 05:10 AM
11?
Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
10-07-2005, 05:12 AM
she has me to thank for that
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10-07-2005, 05:13 AM
11 isn't intimidating to me, this isn't junior high stud.
Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
10-07-2005, 05:14 AM
well, then it's obviously not 11, my number oughta make your panties burst.
10-07-2005, 05:14 AM
Quote:11 isn't intimidating to me, this isn't junior high stud. DAMN! Edited By drusilla on 1128662225 weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hybrid's #1!!!!!1 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <Goatweed> Titty McCheesehater |
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