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		Flinch -Alanis Morissette
 
 What's it been over a decade?
 It still smarts like it was four minutes ago
 We only influenced each other totally
 We only bruised each other even more so
 
 What are you my blood? You touch me like you are my blood
 What are you my dad? You affect me like you are my dad
 
 How long can a girl be shackled to you
 How long before my dignity is reclaimed
 How long can a girl stay haunted by you
 Soon I'll grow up and I won't even flinch at your name
 Soon I'll grow up and I won't even flinch at your name
 
 Where've you been? I heard you moved to my city
 My brother saw you somewhere downtown
 I'd be paralyzed if I ran into you
 My tongue would seize up if we were to meet again
 
 What are you my god? You touch me like you are my god
 What are you my twin? You affect me like you are my twin
 
 How long can a girl be tortured by you?
 How long before my dignity is reclaimed
 And how long can a girl be haunted by you
 Soon I'll grow up and I won't even flinch at your name
 Soon I'll grow up and I won't even flinch at your name
 
 So here I am one room away from where I know you're standing
 A well-intentioned man told me you just walked in
 This man knows not of how this information has affected me
 But he knows the colour of the car I just drove away in
 
 What are you my kin? You touch me like you are my kin
 What are you my air? You affect me like you are my air
 
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		I like the one where she said she gives blowjobs in movie theatres.
	 
	
	
	
		
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		i got a blow job in a movie theatre. it was very enjoyable.
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Quote:I like the one where she said she gives blowjobs in movie theatres.  
that just made me giggle  :roflmao:
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Paper Boy Wrote:i got a blow job in a movie theatre. it was very enjoyable. Those are fun. But on an airplane is better.
	 
<center> ![[Image: 1051611752080_drop.jpg]](http://images.andale.com/f2/112/101/11273107/1051611752080_drop.jpg) i want something good to die for, to make it beatiful to live </center>
 
	
	
	
		
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		Does that count as being inducted into the Mile High Club?
	 
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<center><font color="red" face="Manuscript" size=2>Excuses are like assholes.</center>  
<center>Everybody's got em and they all stink.</font></center>
 
	
	
	
		
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		No, that is something else entirely, but it's extremely difficult to pull off.  :fuggin:
	 
	
	
	
		
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		I'm sorry. Let's get your thread back on track...Write Your Own Alanis Song! 
	
	
	
		
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		This is my very own Alanis-inspired song.  Thanks to Danked.:roflmao:
 
 "I Think"
 
 I Think pigs are really a huge problem
 I Think idiots are too much on my mind
 I Think moose cocks have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
 But what can you do?
 
 Like a blue rain, beating down on me
 Like a Dr. Seuss line, which won't let go of my brain
 Like Nancy's ass, it is in my head
 Blame it on Jerks with no purpose
 Blame it on Jerks with no purpose
 Blame it on Jerks with no purpose
 
 I Think butt plugs are gonna drive us all crazy
 And retards make me feel like a child
 I Think jerks will eventually be the downfall of civilization
 But what can you do?  I said what can you do?
 
 Like a blue rain, beating down on me
 Like a Dr. Seuss line, which won't let go of my brain
 Like Nancy's ass, it is in my head
 Blame it on Jerks with no purpose
 Blame it on Jerks with no purpose
 Blame it on Jerks with no purpose
 
 Like a blue rain, beating down on me
 Like Nancy's smile, cruel and cold
 Like Dr. Seuss's ass, it is in my head
 Blame it on Jerks with no purpose
 Blame it on Jerks with no purpose
 Blame it on Jerks with no purpose
 
	
	
	
		
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		Danked is officially my hero now!
 :thumbs-up:  :fuggin:  :thumbs-up:
 
 <center>
 SLUGGO
 
 "Why"
 
 Joints, buds, nuggets
 Why God, Why?
 Buds, stems, running out of weed
 Why God, Why?
 
 What have I done to deserve this green horror?
 Surrounded on all sides with the hell of running out of weed
 Like a Tommy Chong character, I'm wordy and alone
 Why God, Why?
 
 Seeds, Joints, roaches
 Why God, Why?
 Running out of weed, roaches, nuggets
 Why God, Why?
 
 What have I done to deserve this green disaster that is my life?
 Surrounded on all sides with the hell of running out of weed
 Like a Tommy Chong character, I'm wordy and alone
 Why God, Why?
 
 What have I done to deserve this green misery?
 Surrounded on all sides with the hell of running out of weed
 Like a Tommy Chong character, I'm wordy and alone
 Why God, Why?
 
 Why God, Why?
 Why God, Why?
 Why God, Why?
 Why God, Why?
 
 
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		I hate you all.
	 
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		ok.... danked Wins!!!!
 <center>"Why"
 
 Dog fuckers, fudge packers, pole smokers
 Why God, Why?
 Fudge packers, turd burglars, Maynard
 Why God, Why?
 
 What have I done to deserve this brown and yellow horror?
 Surrounded on all sides with the hell of Maynard
 Like a Richard Simmons character, I'm wordy and alone
 Why God, Why?
 
 Ass fisters, dog fuckers, puppy kissers
 Why God, Why?
 Maynard, puppy kissers, pole smokers
 Why God, Why?
 
 What have I done to deserve this brown and yellow disaster that is my life?
 Surrounded on all sides with the hell of Maynard
 Like a Richard Simmons character, I'm wordy and alone
 Why God, Why?
 
 What have I done to deserve this brown and yellow misery?
 Surrounded on all sides with the hell of Maynard
 Like a Richard Simmons character, I'm wordy and alone
 Why God, Why?
 
 Why God, Why?
 Why God, Why?
 Why God, Why?
 Why God, Why?</center>
 
	
	
	
		
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		"Why"
 Suck, dick, fuck
 Why God, Why?
 Dick, hate, boys
 Why God, Why?
 
 What have I done to deserve this blue horror?
 Surrounded on all sides with the hell of boys
 Like a poe character, I'm wordy and alone
 Why God, Why?
 
 Pain, suck, selfish
 Why God, Why?
 Boys, selfish, fuck
 Why God, Why?
 
 What have I done to deserve this blue disaster that is my life?
 Surrounded on all sides with the hell of boys
 Like a poe character, I'm wordy and alone
 Why God, Why?
 
 What have I done to deserve this blue misery?
 Surrounded on all sides with the hell of boys
 Like a poe character, I'm wordy and alone
 Why God, Why?
 
 Why God, Why?
 Why God, Why?
 Why God, Why?
 Why God, Why?
 
	
	
	
		
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		<center> Blame it on Maynard
 I Think testicles are really a huge problem
 I Think pubic hairs are too much on my mind
 I Think dogs have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
 But what can you do?
 
 Like a black rain, beating down on me
 Like a Al Goldstein line, which won't let go of my brain
 Like Astro's ass, it is in my head
 Blame it on Maynard
 Blame it on Maynard
 Blame it on Maynard
 
 I Think shit stains are gonna drive us all crazy
 And chapped lips make me feel like a child
 I Think young boys will eventually be the downfall of civilization
 But what can you do?  I said what can you do?
 
 Like a black rain, beating down on me
 Like a Al Goldstein line, which won't let go of my brain
 Like Astro's ass, it is in my head
 Blame it on Maynard
 Blame it on Maynard
 Blame it on Maynard
 
 Like a black rain, beating down on me
 Like Astro's smile, cruel and cold
 Like Al Goldstein's ass, it is in my head
 Blame it on Maynard
 Blame it on Maynard
 Blame it on Maynard</center>
 
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		"Will to Live"
 I feel miserable
 Pudgy rock chicks naked in their music videos make me ill
 I feel miserable
 Rain on wedding days tear at my foundations
 I feel miserable
 Cameo appearences as God!? are dragging me down to the depths of misery
 I want to die
 
 Is it because of Alanis Morisette that I feel this way?
 With the magenta rays of misery pounding on my brain?
 Or am I lost in tale of Rimbaud, adrift far from home
 I don't think so, I don't think so.
 
 Dave Coulier Broke My Will to Live
 Dave Coulier Broke My Will to Live
 Dave Coulier Broke My Will to Live
 I was getting better but then
 Dave Coulier Broke My Will to Live
 
 I feel miserable
 Recording an album every 4 years and then going into hiding rot the flesh from my bones
 I feel miserable
 Blowjubs at the General Cinemas defeat my purpose
 I feel miserable
 Free rides when you're already there are doing their best to impale my soul
 I want to die
 
 Is it because of Alanis Morisette that I feel this way?
 With the magenta rays of misery pounding on my brain?
 Am I lost in tale of Rimbaud, adrift far from home
 I don't think so, I don't think so.
 
 Dave Coulier Broke My Will to Live
 Dave Coulier Broke My Will to Live
 Oh God, Dave Coulier Broke My Will to Live
 I was getting better but then
 Dave Coulier Broke My Will to Live
 
	
	
	
		
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		Fuck it, I give in.....
 "Will to Live"
 
 I feel miserable
 Boys make me ill
 I feel miserable
 Distances tear at my foundations
 I feel miserable
 Phones are dragging me down to the depths of misery
 I want to die
 
 Is it because of lonliness that I feel this way?
 With the black rays of misery pounding on my brain?
 Or am I lost in tale of Alanis, adrift far from home
 I don't think so, I don't think so.
 
 John Broke My Will to Live
 John Broke My Will to Live
 John Broke My Will to Live
 I was getting better but then
 John Broke My Will to Live
 
 I feel miserable
 Letters rot the flesh from my bones
 I feel miserable
 Tears defeat my purpose
 I feel miserable
 Feelings are doing their best to impale my soul
 I want to die
 
 Is it because of lonliness that I feel this way?
 With the black rays of misery pounding on my brain?
 Am I lost in tale of Alanis, adrift far from home
 I don't think so, I don't think so.
 
 John Broke My Will to Live
 John Broke My Will to Live
 Oh God, John Broke My Will to Live
 I was getting better but then
 John Broke My Will to Live
 
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		Never underestimate the power of peer pressure.
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Danked Wrote:Never underestimate the power of peer pressure. Or boredom....and my song is scaring me.
	 
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		We're not making fun of your pain...We're making fun for your pain.
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		Sluggo Wrote:We're not making fun of your pain...We're making fun for your pain.
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 Well its a good thing I'm not in pain...the song was stuck in my head and reminds me of how I felt after a breakup....thankfully I have no pain like that now, or you would all be making me cry!  :p
	 
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