Next Best Thing

[Luna]

They chased all the fuckable bitches off the Doors board, too. It's all middle-aged cows with expired sexuality and 30 year old virgins.

I can't believe Luna talked me into joining that fucking place.

and here we have luna, so its the same thing but sans the cows but with much more sausage.

and I was starting to really like you.... we had cherished giggles about peewee and bingo markers

:ob::

[Next Best Thing]

I registered over there because Luna told me it would be easy to get laid, but she neglected to mention that all the women look like Ben Franklin.

why must you insult our forefathers like this???

It was all I could come up with on 15 seconds notice. Plus I'm not sure I know how to spell Ayatollah Khoemeini.

[GonzoStyle]

Ok, so doors people suck, you got anything else?

[GonzoStyle]

They chased all the fuckable bitches off the Doors board, too. It's all middle-aged cows with expired sexuality and 30 year old virgins.

I can't believe Luna talked me into joining that fucking place.

and here we have luna, so its the same thing but sans the cows but with much more sausage.

and I was starting to really like you.... we had cherished giggles about peewee and bingo markers

::sob::

I said you werent a cow, so it was a compliment, you've been talking to ken too much.

[Luna]

Ok, so doors people suck, you got anything else?

oh geesh, don't get him going about his favorite musician....

[Next Best Thing]

I'll come back later & let you know.

I'm only allowed to use the computer full time on Fridays and Saturdays. Honest.

[Luna]

They chased all the fuckable bitches off the Doors board, too. It's all middle-aged cows with expired sexuality and 30 year old virgins.

I can't believe Luna talked me into joining that fucking place.

and here we have luna, so its the same thing but sans the cows but with much more sausage.

and I was starting to really like you.... we had cherished giggles about peewee and bingo markers

:ob::

I said you werent a cow, so it was a compliment, you've been talking to ken too much.

alright, I'll believe you because I'm not properly caffienated yet anyway.

[GonzoStyle]

I'll be waiting, there will be tests and such.

[Luna]

I'll come back later & let you know.

I'm only allowed to use the computer full time on Fridays and Saturdays. Honest.

pussy whipped much?

[Ken'sPen]

you can NEVER talk to ken too much,
ignore the bitter fat man.

[Next Best Thing]

I'll come back later & let you know.

I'm only allowed to use the computer full time on Fridays and Saturdays. Honest.

pussy whipped much?

I wish you'd try me, dear.

[GonzoStyle]

depends on the pussy, there is some really good pussy out there. There's all types, the pussy that puts you to sleep, the pussy that tires you out, the pussy that just hurts you, etc etc

then there is the super pussy that just makes you drop to your knees and obey it, I met that pussy once.... it was glorious.

[GonzoStyle]

you can NEVER talk to ken too much,
ignore the bitter fat man.

and i'm the bitter one? midget please.

[Luna]

I'll come back later & let you know.

I'm only allowed to use the computer full time on Fridays and Saturdays. Honest.

pussy whipped much?

I wish you'd try me, dear.

"shame on yer greed

shame on yer wicked schemes

i'll say this I don't give a damn about yer dreams."

[Goatweed]

he's fitting in just fine.

[GonzoStyle]

He seems like a good egg, then again so did Ken.

[Ken'sPen]

maybe I should start a poll,
and see if people like me.

[Luna]

oh grrrrreat! another one someone else gets credit for....

I'm the one that found him.

pffft

[GonzoStyle]

oh grrrrreat! another one someone else gets credit for....

I'm the one that found him.

pffft

Finish your damn coffee and zip it!

[Luna]

oh grrrrreat! another one someone else gets credit for....

I'm the one that found him.

pffft

Finish your damn coffee and zip it!

yes, sir.